Hello world! I’m Terrell, the mastermind and chief pleasure officer behind “Rent the Raunch.” We’re not just any startup; we’re the soon-to-be stars in the sexy sky of sex furniture rentals. Picture this: a cosmic collection of swings, benches, rim chairs, and more surprises – each piece is a ticket to a galaxy of ecstasy. And where’s this rocket launching from? None other than the fabulous New York City.

Our Big Bang of an Idea: It all started with a naughty thought: Why should indulging in luxury sex furniture feel like a marriage commitment? What about the fun-loving folks who want the thrill without the bills? Enter “Rent the Raunch” – the answer to your kinky prayers. We’re here to let you dip your toes (or whatever else) into the ocean of pleasure, without having to buy the whole beach.

Commitment to Cleanliness: At ‘Rent the Raunch’, cleanliness isn’t just next to godliness – it’s right in bed with us! We’re obsessed with keeping things spotless. Each piece of our luxurious sex furniture undergoes a meticulous sanitization process, rivaling the cleanliness of a surgical suite (but way more fun). Think of it this way: our furniture is likely to be cleaner than your last date or the free weights at the gym – and that’s a promise.

Why ‘Rent the Raunch’? The Essence of Our Movement: Why are we passionately building ‘Rent the Raunch’? Because it’s so much more than a rental service – it’s a movement. A movement that champions body positivity, unapologetic inclusivity, and the joy of self-celebration. We’re creating a space where every individual, regardless of their “fabulosity” level, can embrace and revel in their own unique beauty and desires. This venture is our way of contributing to a world where everyone feels empowered to explore, enjoy, and love themselves deeply and freely.

Why GoFundMe? Let’s Talk Real: We’ve got dreams bigger than a diva’s dressing room but, darling, our piggy bank isn’t as fat as we’d like it to be. That’s where you come in! Your contributions are like fairy dust to our ambitions. Here’s the shopping list:

Curating a Premium Collection: Sourcing the kind of luxurious furniture that makes you go “Oh là là!” White Glove Treatment: Investing in top-notch delivery, setup, and breakdown services. Think red carpet delivery, setup fit for royalty, and breakdowns smoother than a James Bond exit. Cost Structure for the Curious: Our nightly rentals will range from $60-$150, depending on how wild your fantasies are. And for those craving a little extra – we’ve got accessories add-ons that will make you say, “Take my money!” Establishing a Safe and Welcoming Space: Creating a discreet and professional online platform, plus a physical wonderland (aka warehouse) for all your whims. Operational and Growth Expenses: Covering the less sexy stuff like staffing, maintenance, and spreading the word. Community and Awareness: Let’s make waves, darlings! We’re here to start conversations, break taboos, and build a kingdom of kink and comfort.

Pioneering in the Big Apple: Our Pilot Plan: Exciting news, darlings! ‘Rent the Raunch’ is gearing up for our pilot launch, and guess where we’re starting? The one and only Hell’s Kitchen, New York, in March. After we spice things up there, we’re sashaying over to Chelsea, and then to another fabulous borough in the city (stay tuned to find out which one!).

This pilot process isn’t just about bringing luxury and pleasure to these neighborhoods. It’s our golden opportunity to gather valuable information and data, understand our fabulous clients’ buying habits, catch on to trends and patterns, and iron out any, let’s say, ‘kinks’ or issues that may pop up. We want to ensure that ‘Rent the Raunch’ is as flawless and fabulous as it can be before we take the entire city by storm.

And once we’ve conquered the Big Apple? Miami, here we come! Our plan is to bring our unique brand of joy and luxury to more cities, spreading the ‘Rent the Raunch’ revolution far and wide.

Be a Part of the Magic: By backing ‘Rent the Raunch’, you’re not just funding a business; you’re strutting right into the limelight with us, pioneering a world where pleasure meets luxury meets “Why the hell not?” Every little bit you contribute gets us closer to our grand opening (pun intended). So, come on in – the water’s just fine, and the party is about to start!

Thank you for your sass, support, and for strutting into this journey with us.

Kisses and Kinks, Terrell

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