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r/godtiersuperpowers

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Things that aren't actually overpowered, but are funny so we pretend they are overpowered.

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to r/godtiersuperpowers by AppealNeat5000
1 month ago
You can literally buy skills from other people
to r/godtiersuperpowers by AffectionateRow9672
1 month ago
You can Freaky Friday at will
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Terrin369
1 month ago
You are offered the chance to become a literal god.
to r/godtiersuperpowers by OneTonMan
2 months ago
You get $50,000 a day to do any job you want BUT...
to r/godtiersuperpowers by OneTonMan
5 months ago
You can call in an airstrike of anything on anything. It will be precisely on target.
to r/godtiersuperpowers by CthulhuGonfalon
5 months ago
You go back in time and get to keep one item
to r/godtiersuperpowers by D_Boi_9341
5 months ago
You become ridiculously strong for 10 minutes but only after you take mints and drink cold water
to r/godtiersuperpowers by lax_the_lonely
1 week ago
You have infinite power but…
to r/godtiersuperpowers by CthulhuGonfalon
6 months ago
Total Dictatorship
to r/godtiersuperpowers by suishipie
6 months ago
You are the guy that attracts the dog at the social gathering to hang out by you.
Oddly Specific
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Worstpostsofalltime
6 months ago
You can create any liquid
to r/godtiersuperpowers by tiny0153
8 months ago
Infinite revives
to r/godtiersuperpowers by singleguy79
4 months ago
Anything that you touch and whisper 'copy', it will be copied for you to 'paste' it on a flat surface later on
Utility Power
to r/godtiersuperpowers by singleguy79
4 months ago
Whenever you drink an 8 oz cup of Kool Aide and say 'Oh yeah!', you can break through anything
Weeb Power
to r/godtiersuperpowers by bigbad616
4 months ago
You instantly know the answer to any question you are asked.
to r/godtiersuperpowers by FoldKey2709
10 months ago
Any business that serves you poorly goes bankrupt
to r/godtiersuperpowers by chillxspot
1 year ago
your pee is the universal cure for aids
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Character-Watch5463
4 months ago
You can break rules with no negative consequences
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Lupes420
1 year ago
You can send your consciousness back in time 24hr, cool down 48hr.
Utility Power
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Lupes420
1 year ago
You can grow your fingernails to whatever length you like.
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Secret-Lab9092
1 year ago
Anytime you get sick (any) you wouldn't be sick no more than 24hours and next versions of that sickness will affect you for one less hour .
to r/godtiersuperpowers by 537smith
1 year ago
You can create any meal (from a restaurant or not) just by holding all the ingredients
to r/godtiersuperpowers by Lupes420
1 year ago
Telekinesis: strong enough that you can "fly" by moving the entire Earth/Moon system around you
to r/godtiersuperpowers by SeminolesRenegade
7 months ago
You have the ability to understand the below post
to r/godtiersuperpowers by HorrorBird811
1 year ago
Post nut clarity does not apply to you and whoever you choose