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Fictional fart story (gassy best friend)
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Ok so to start it been a while since I wrote a story but I was bored so I decided to write one. This is a fictional story about my best friend who’s a girl I wish this would happen in real life lol but probably not. She also does know about me fetish. But here we go.

Her name is Abby so this story is fictional but I’m going to use a real time we hung out and just add farts. So we decided to hang out one night and I came up with the idea for us to go to nifty fifty’s. For those who don’t know that’s a burger and milkshake place😉😉. So we went in and sat down and we both ordered a burger and milkshake. She got like cookies and cream also side not she’s also lactose intolerant. I knew that before I chose that place. You know what I was hoping for. So after she drank her milkshake and ate her burger we got in my car to leave because we we’re going to a movie after. So in my car on the way she says to me hey you know I’m lactose intolerant right. And I say ya why. She says I’m gonna be really gassy because I had a milkshake and a cheeseburger. I said oh really lol well I don’t mind if you fart everyone does it. Then she says ok great I have a big one coming so I wanted to tell you before I let it out. She then let out a 5 second deep bassy fart I swerved the car a little when I heard it and said dang you weren’t lying. Then the smell hit me it was pure eggs. She then said there’s more where that came from. When she said that I started to get hard. I moved my pants a little bit and she looked over and said what are you doing. I tried to come up with an excuse and say I was scratching my leg. She then let out a shorter two second fart but it was just as loud as the first one. She then said dang did you hear that that was a nasty one. I might need to check myself while laughing. I was fully hard by this point and she noticed and made a joke. She said what’s that in your pants is it a tent. At this point I just decided to tell her because she already knew. She then said what do you like my farts or something. I said maybe what if I did. She said that’s pretty cool idk why you wouldn’t tell me I’m your best friend. I said really you don’t find it weird she said no I don’t but I have some more farts for you why don’t we pull over in the parking lot coming up so I can fart some more for you. To be continued….

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