I haven't told many stories about the women I've dated because they are still a bit raw for me to remember, but this was my first serious relationship for reference. We had known each other for about a year but only started dating when the covid shutdown went into effect. It was pretty bad timing, but we would often sneak out to go do unholy things. After one month of sneaking around we decided to start dating and bubbled together. The story starts around 3 months in(I was 19 at the time and she was 18), she had yet to fart in front of me because she thought it was very unladylike. So naturally we went out to get burritos and chill in my car while eating them.

It was around 8 pm and we found a good spot to park that was away from everyone else, but not desolate enough to be creepy. We were just in sweatpants and tank tops as it was insanely hot but we were both lazy enough not to put on real clothes. She had short blond hair with bangs and is stunningly beautiful. Alex(not her real name ofc) and i sat in the backseat and talked about philosophy or psychology or some shit because she is insanely smart when suddenly a terrible terrible smell hits my nose. I start waving my hand in the air as her face turns beat red. She apologized and said she didn't think I would notice and tried to change the subject. I obviously made fun of her for it as she had always given me shit for farting in front of her. We spent some time finishing our burritos then then went back to my house to watch a movie.

Both of my parents were out so we had the house all to ourselves. We watched like 2 movies and were ready to start our third when she got oddly quiet. I asked her what's wrong and she just told me that she needed to fart. I couldn't help laughing but tried to reassure her that she could do it in front of me with no judgement. She instead got up and walked into the other room, also saying she needed to "get some water." When she walked into the next room, she turned on the faucet and let out a short fart that sounded like someone playing a high note on a trumpet. For as small and cute as it was, I didn't pester her much about it because I knew she would be mortified if she found out I heard it. When she walked back into the room I asked her if she farted and her face got bright pink. She just smiled and nodded and jumped back under the covers with me.

We dated for a few more months after that but she ended up going to school far far away from me and we have not talked much since then. Those two times were the only times she farted around me (at least that I'm aware of). As always, lmk what you want to hear next and what I can do better. Thank you!