Me and my friends always have a huge brunch before drinking all day it’s become like a little tradition. I was so starving so I literally the most massive breakfast ever and I also just like did not wanna get that drunk.

I was like soooo bloated and full all morning and I was drinking like only super carbonated seltzers which I feel like weirdly adds to your gas. Not to mention I was wearing the tightest jeans. I managed to hold it in all morning until I had no choice and had to sneak upstairs and let the biggest fart go.

Finally I go to the bathroom upstairs and let the loudest and like stinkiest fart ever it was so deep and bubbly but like literally felt soo good. But that was like absolutely not the end of it lol..

Anyways writing stories are fun and wanted to share hope everyone had fun!