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Hookup Fart Story Part 2
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In the first part of this story I talked about the first time Aya and I met and she farted around me a bit. This story happened a few months later and is just a bunch of short stories of the farts I can remember. We were both 21 and so there is a bit of explicit content in the story.

Aya and I had planned for me to pick her up when I drove up to start my third year of college. She lived on the way so it worked out. She could do her classes online and live with me for the week. When I got her there was a bit of awkwardness, but we quickly bonded over listening to music in my car on the way to my apartment. As we pulled to park she turned the music off and looked at me seductively, then quickly lifted her ass cheek up to one side and let out a silent fart. She just laughed and said "I was holding that in, but didn't want to let it out and trap us in the smell."

The next couple of nights was just us drinking, cooking, fucking, and wrestling (she was really competitive). One of the times we were wrestling on the floor, she sat on my back and accidentally farted for 3 seconds. I told her I could feel the vibrations and she thought it was hilarious. The more we hung out, the more we seemed to get along.

One morning before class, we did the deed in bed and she went back to sleep. My class was only an hour long, so by the time I came back she was still sleeping nude in my bed. I got in with her trying not to wake her up, but apparently I was not sneaky enough. When I got in next to her, she rolled over, put her head on my shoulder and her leg up on me and let out a long machine gun fart. She started laughing, but in a really sexy half awake kinda way. I think I fell in love with this woman right then and there.

Unfortunately I had to drive her back to her place, but the night before we got milkshakes and she made mac and cheese. Apparently dairy doesn't agree with her, because on the drive back she fell asleep and farted for the whole 3 hour drive. They alternated between low and rumbly like a cat purring, and loud and explosive almost like a dog barking. She had no memory of it when she woke up but she was embarrassed that I was 'trapped in her stink.'

Unfortunately we also moved far apart from each other, but I still keep in touch with Aya. Hopefully one day we can get together. (If you're somehow reading this 'Aya' then first i'm sorry for embarrassing you, and second, hmu;) )

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