Shared this a few times in DMs and figured I’d share it here.

My senior year of high school I was the first of my friend group to get a license, in my friend group was my crush who we’ll call brie. Brie was usually the last stop on my route (on purpose lol) so I always had a few minutes with just her after I dropped of the others. One day I worked up the nerve to ask Brie if she wanted to stop for some ice cream at Dairy Queen and she said yes to my surprise. So we stop eat a little yada yada yada and on the drive to bries house I smelled an eggy fart and I knew it wasn’t me. I asked her if she farted and she admitted and apologized because she was lactose intolerant. By this point in my life I already knew I had a fetish for farts so this was a crazy experience mostly just trying to keep my focus on the road. It was about a five minute drive and she must’ve let out about 4-5 silent but deadlys because it stunk the whole way to her house, when I got home I instantly went in my room and rubbed one out it was so hot for me.

Probably poorly formatted or long winded but I hope you enjoyed my first post!