Since I was a little boy, I had a fetish for stuffing my anus with an assortment of items. It started with my middle finger. Then it moved onto pencils. Then to my mother's hair dryer. Now, as a grown man, I cannot be satisfied with anything but dildos. Hard, long, rocky dildos. My depravity has reached the point where I cannot settle for anything less than Bad Dragon's dildos. They are delicious.

I specifically am requesting for the Ultimate Fantasy Packer Dildo. I personally prefer the squirters but this particular model comes in Extra Soft so I want it. It's 55 dollars, which is cheap considering I intend to ram this up my ass multiple times. Many, many times.

Did I mention how much I really like squirting dildos? The sensation you get from the warm, hot goo making its way through your anal cavity at https://steamcommunity.com/id/110499/ is quality you cannot get from anywhere else but Bad Dragon. I'm not gay but if I ever met a man with a Bad Dragon dick I'd be nuzzling all over him like a furry in heat. Goddamn do I love Black Dragon dildos.

So yeah, this is only 55 bucks. It's cheaper than any AAA game out there. By gifting me this dildo you are funding my anal pleasure with great success. If I really like you I'll send pics of my personal dildo collection. It's very pleasing to look at. All in all, please gift me. Thank you. And farewell.