Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Gex so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to r/geximages I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Gex. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Hex's tight gecko ass. I want him to have my mutant human/gecko babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd painted him green so it would look like Gex. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Gex collection. I might not ever get to see Gex again.