Hi guys, Perv here.

As some of you from my discord know already I've had some health issues lately.

Unfortunately it's worse now.

I'm being admitted to a hospital and I'm not sure for how long.

I just wanted to let you guys know I'm not ignoring you and I wouldn't ever leave you hanging.

My girlfriend Amber and my buddy Curve will be handling all the day to day operations at Massive Novelties.

This won't affect business at large, just my ability to correspond with you all.

They are going to try to field as many questions as they feel qualified to answer for you all in my absence.

Any and all business and order related questions should be directed to

[email protected]

While I have no issue showing my penis on the internet there are somethings I ask you to respect my privacy, so for now I will just say I am going to the hospital, I am very hopeful things will work out for the best, and I hope for a speedy return to helping you all my friends.

Please please please share this with others you see asking about orders and all so they can get in touch with my team.

Love -PervMcSwerve