I'm white, 5'6, slim, kinda fit, 145lbs, average attractiveness imho, garbage vision, brown hair (currently short), hazel eyes, no tattoos, no piercings, sparse body hair, introverted, INTJ-T, and "inexperienced". I tend to push people away, and am very stoic in public, but I would like to find a special woman to be sensitive, vulnerable, and my true self with.

No long distance, no quick hookups. I'm looking for a gentle domme within a few hours' drive from San Francisco for a strictly monogamous relationship. I'm cool with staying platonic for a while (if you agree that cuddling can be platonic), but we don't have to. I can send SFW pics right away if you can send your own in response.

I don't mind heading your way every time we meet. Driving is relaxing to me and I want to make this as convenient for you as possible. I'd love to pick you up and drive you around if you're comfortable with that. We can play your music while we're in my car. You could direct me to your favorite date spot, or we could go somewhere new for both of us. I'm always ready to try something for the first time. Personally, I'd like to go around to a few cool places, then end the day snuggled up somewhere cozy. I keep my car clean and comfortable, so the back seat is always an option. It could go beyond that, which is 110% your call, and there's no rush.

On our first date, I'll drive to you, follow your lead wherever we go, and make decisions for us only when you don't want to. Your needs, wants, and comfort will be centered above all else, and I'll be taking mental notes on what I need to do to keep you happy. I expect no favors in return, except if I'm paying for gas, you're paying for dinner. I'm egalitarian on the finances.

I might be a submissive guy, but I'm still looking for a partner who respects me as an equal. If we get serious, I'll continue to defer to you and trust your intuition, with the expectation that you take my opinions into account, because you love me. We would both have a say in major decisions. You should honestly want to serve me like I serve you, but understand that I'll be happier if I give more than I take, so you can relax. I'm not looking for a selfish woman - I'm looking for a woman who will truly appreciate what I do for her.

About me / About you:

I'm into animals, alt rock (AM, CWK, FOB, GA, ID, Joywave, Muse, RHCP, The Strokes, TOP), programming, crimes, animations, shooting, piano, and cycling. If you're a gamer, we can play whenever we're apart. Since I'm the sub, I can be your pocket medic. I like the outdoors, though I don't care to make memories alone, so I don't go out much. My biggest hobby might be making people uncomfortable. I like to be vaguely threatening and unnecessarily hostile whenever I can, because it's funny. I don't drink often, but I will if I'm with a group and everyone's drinking.

I'm looking for a woman in her 20s who is intelligent, affectionate, cuddly, loyal, honest, non-dramatic, is ready to have fun, is always willing to communicate, and who values health and hygiene. I have no intrinsic body requirements. I couldn't care less about cup size or hair color or whatever, though tomboys make me say awooga and make my eyes pop out of their sockets. Someone to work out with, or go shooting, hiking, or biking with would be great. I want a woman who would join me to check out a noise downstairs in the middle of the night, mag dump the burglar as he's running away, reload and mag dump him again, dissolve his body in a vat of acid, and pour him down the toilet. Shared music taste would be perfect.

You should love animals. I'd be in love if you point out nearby wildlife to me so I don't miss it. I will touch any wild animal that let's me get close. If it might have rabies, I will at least touch it's tail. I relocate most types of insects that get inside. I can show you a 14 minute video of me holding and conversing with a seagull. It had a broken wing, so it couldn't escape. I was being so nice, but the ungrateful cunt kept trying to bite my nose, and he succeeded. I drove him to a wildlife sanctuary and gave him to the only other guy who apparently doesn't hate seagulls. Also, I'm gonna get a cat as soon as I can.

I made a list of my own personal red flags and flaws. I hope you're still interested after reading it. You can tell me about all of your baggage too, if you want. I'm just doing it to sabotage myself, so unless you're also your own worst enemy, there's no need for you to try to scare me away. I'll only send it if you ask.

Beliefs:

For politics, if I was gonna vote (voting is a scam), I'd vote Republican, easily. I have an opinion about parenting which is likely a deal-breaker for anyone on the left. I'd call myself a libertarian. I do disagree with a few standard conservative positions, like abortion, but I mostly despise the Democrat platform. I don't *actually* care about things I can't change or things that don't effect me, but I'd rather spend my life with a woman who sees eye to eye with me. Also, I like edgy jokes and can't live with someone who's uptight.

I'm an atheist, and I'm not looking for anyone who's strongly religious. I'm fine with spirituality or agnosticism if it's a minor part of your life, but I'm not going to church on Sunday or flipping a coin to determine whether we indoctrinate the kids.

Long term:

Half of my shirts are ironic graphic tees, but you can dress me up how you want. I'm not a femboy or a cross dresser, but I'll wear anything you put on me regardless. If you need someone to practice makeup or hair styles on, I'm down. I'll go out in public like that, I don't care. Whatever pet name you give me will go on the collar of my catboy outfit. The cat ears stay ON for my driver's license renewal photo. I could also modify my body and behavior in whatever way suits you. I'd do anything to become your perfect husband. I'd complete tasks to make myself more interesting, more athletic, more attractive in your eyes, a better lover, or in any way more worthy of being yours.

My dream is to own a small house on a lot of land with a bunch of animals, complete with the perfect woman who will never doubt that I love her and am so happy to belong to her. I'll be realistic, but I'd love to have cats, a husky, fish, chickens, ducks, goats, and an adorable jumping spider. I'm not talking about a whole ass farm, just a nice variety of pets, some of which are useful. I also want a shooting range and a vegetable garden. All of our trees will be fruit trees. I'm not planting any freeloader asshole trees who take our water and give us nothing but dead leaves to rake up.

This is possibly my biggest requirement: we will NOT have a lawn unless we have goats to eat it. Grass is a stupid fucking boomer status symbol. I'm not cutting that shit every week just to waste water to make it grow back. We'll have moss, and that's final. Moss and I are a package deal, so If you don't like moss, I don't like you.

I want kids. Morally, I want to adopt, but I don't want the government up my ass (my ass is all for you). We could just steal a newborn from someone who doesn't deserve it and say it came out of you. When we do have a kid, I'm not just gonna hand them a tablet so they leave us alone. I want to actually care about their diet, education, and emotional well-being, which are things that too many parents are way too disinterested in. Compared to their fat, stupid, brain-rotted peers, they're gonna be gods. I'm gonna pump them full of vitamins and send them to the mines I had them dig under the house, to build character.

Love languages:

All of the love languages make me feel fuzzy, but physical touch might be my favorite. I'm ready to get close whenever you are. I'm so ready. You don't need to ask me at any point if I want to cuddle, because I'm telling you now. Please hold me and tell me to hold you. Don't leave it up to me to remind you that I'm down to cuddle - just remember this part of the post and wrap your arms around me. We could do nothing but cuddle and make out for hours, and I'll still beg you not to go when it gets late. I could stay the night platonically in your arms and ask you how you slept in the morning. Fucking tell me that wouldn't be cute. I still like to take up a submissive role while cuddling. You can move me around and put me where you want me to make yourself cozy. You're always in charge when we're that close.

Providing acts of service is tied with physical touch. I want to keep you comfortable by taking on the majority of the work that has to be done. Any chore that either of us can do, I want to do, as long as I have time. I'd love for you to join me so we can get things done and have more quality time, but if only one of us is going to get our hands dirty, please let it be me. Even then, I want to be the one to wash my hands and give you a massage if you're feeling a little sore. The idea of treating a woman like a queen is so hot for some reason.

I love to give gifts, but only thoughtful ones. Maybe this is the time to say that I think cut flowers and diamonds are stupid. I'm looking for a woman who's practical, not materialistic or traditional. I hate wasteful traditions, like buying expensive wedding rings, and I don't like owning things that serve no purpose. I'm not gonna get to the point where I can buy us a house someday by wasting my money on dumb shit, but if I can give you something that will make you truly happy, that's never dumb. I'd love to receive thoughtful gifts from you, too.

Compliments make me super uncomfortable, because I feel like I don't deserve them. That would suggest that I don't want to receive words of affirmation, but if I trust you to always be honest with me, then I'd love to hear how you feel about me. Go ahead and shower me in compliments if I actually deserve them, and I'll always let you know that I appreciate you.

I want to spend as much quality time with you as possible. I want to go everywhere and try everything with you. when we're worn out from going everywhere and doing everything, I just want to be near you.

Consent:

My consent is basically always implied. You can grab or touch me anywhere, whenever you want. You can wait until we get comfortable, or break the ice by putting a finger in my ass. I'll forfeit my own personal space to you. You can spontaneously draw on me, pet me, hold my hand, grab my arm and pull yourself into me, beat me up and steal my car, whatever you want. It makes me feel wanted.

With that being said, I will never cross the limits you set for me. Without trying to sound like a "nice guy", I couldn't respect your consent any more than I do. If you ended up hating me because I betrayed your trust, I'd hate myself twice as much. I will actually cry if I feel like I overstepped your boundaries. I just want to make you feel safe and valued. It makes me really fucking sad to imagine a woman who allows herself to be vulnerable around me, just for me to take advantage of that. This is all just to say that I'm very cautious about consent, and it honestly might get annoying for you when. Someday, though, I would love for our bodies to fully belong to each other.

I want you to set clear boundaries before we meet. If you tell me beforehand that you want our first date to be platonic, and you start getting carried away, I'll kill the momentum and give you time to consider whether things are moving too fast for you. I don't want you to regret anything that happens between us. Especially if we've been drinking, there's always next time to decide that we should go further. I think the clouded decision making and propensity towards deceit that comes with the typical male sex drive is cringe. I'd rather have your trust and respect than have sex with you.

Sex:

I'm only on here, rather than a dating app, because dominant women are hard to find. I'm very self-conscious about coming off as selfish and sex-obsessed by putting my fetish at the forefront of my search, but I think it's fair to look for compatibility, so here's the sexy stuff.

I'll always use full protection until we both get tested. I don't have any STDs, and don't plan on having any to share with my future soulmate. No matter how much you insist, I won't trust that I won't catch anything from you. It's not personal, since I don't even know you exist yet. I'll obviously get tested too, even though I know I'm clean.

The rest of this post is explicitly about my sexual desires and sexual function. TBH, I feel like including it might undermine the "cute, wholesome relationship" thing I'm trying to advertise, so I'll just stress that we could be on our 10th date and I could be crazy for you, but I'll still be waiting patiently for you to make a move, and I won't hold your modesty against you. If you are curious, I put what I think would be more important to you first, so you could read until you've read too much. Otherwise, just skip to the conclusion now.

Dick stats: 6.5 inches hard, 6 inches around, uncut, curved, leans left, leaks like a faucet, has an extra hole, no refractory period, shaved (trying hair removal, pubic hair disgusts me), balls are 25x40mm soft (measured with calipers)

I'm a total service-oriented sub. I could dom if you order me to take control, but it feels natural to be womanhandled. My goal is to always do whatever you say in order to give you every bit of the pleasure you deserve. Any part of my body can meet any part of yours for as long as you command, and through it all, I'll be in ecstasy over the thought that you are too. I can beg for reciprocation or just shut up and enjoy my role. If you'd like, you can focus on my pleasure instead. I want to give more than I take in all aspects of our relationship, but you're in charge, so if you decide you're gonna give, I can't refuse.

I'm happy with any form of experience. If you'll let me give you an orgasm, or five, but you would be uncomfortable giving me one, that's ok. You don't need to feel guilty, as long as we can still cuddle afterwards. I'm not trying to portray myself as a pushover - like you can use me selfishly and I'll pretend to be okay. I just genuinely want us to bond in any way we can at a pace we're both comfortable with. It doesn't have to be fair for it to be a positive experience for me, and if it's a positive experience for me, I'll come back. Still, I don't want to feel like an object. I always assume that my presence is unwanted, so I want to find someone who can convince me through their actions that they like having me around.

Providing service is my biggest turn on. I will make you feel more loved and sexually satiated than anyone else can. I want every moment of my service to feel better for you than you remember ever feeling before. I want to warm you up with foreplay until you order me to move on, kiss every inch of your body, completely obsess over fulfilling your desires, then fall asleep in your arms. I want to make it clear to you that, in these moments, I am yours, I could never be more yours, and I would never dream of being less yours. Kinda cringe.

I'll constantly ruin the mood whenever I have the opportunity to say something funny. That may be the one thing I can't control - It's just too tempting.

As for more specific fetishes, I like gentle femdom, edging, orgasm control, overstimulation, teasing, begging, praise, cunnilingus, creampies, breeding, body worship, and mommy/mistress/puppy/good boy talk. I'm so incredibly turned on and motivated by involuntary reactions to pleasure, like twitching, throbbing, moaning, muscle contractions, and facial expressions. I'd like to try bondage, pegging, and primal play with someone I trust. I am interested in experimenting with anything I haven't mentioned that doesn't make either of us feel unloved or inadequate.

I love earning my own pleasure. I'd be disappointed in myself if my service wasn't good enough to warrant nurturing from you in return. If I fail to give you everything you want in bed, you should just leave me to come down anticlimactically from my sexual high and think about how I can better serve you next time. I don't think I would ever allow that to happen, though. I will impress you with my services every time, so I'll know that when you call me a good boy and give me my release, it'll be because I truly earned it by being everything you need.

I'm not into chastity, but I do kinda like the threat of it. I'm not saying it should be an empty threat. You can tease me with the threat of not letting me cum, and if I do truly fail to make you feel fully satisfied, then I have failed to earn my own pleasure. I should beg, not for release, but for more time to earn it. If you're done, then I'm done, but if you do so graciously grant me another opportunity to earn my own pleasure, I'll be eager to let you know how thankful I am. Through all my effort, if you decide this time that I've done a good job, I'll know I still failed initially, so I don't deserve my release. At this point, It's only by your grace that I get it. It's only because you're such a great, generous mommy, that I get to cum. I'll thank you and kiss you a million times, and when I cum, I will be so lucky to have a mommy who forgave me for failing to be perfect for her.

Speaking of things I'm not into but kinda am. I'm genuinely not into feet. I may make a whole lot of jokes about sucking toes, but I also make a lot of jokes about sucking dicks, and I only sucked dick twice. I'm not into feet. I'm not, seriously, I mean it. But, they are a part of your body, and your entire body is beautiful and deserves to be worshipped, so I'll kiss your feet. I'm just not gonna suck the sweat from your toes or ask for a footjob, because I don't have a foot fetish. But if I did have a foot fetish, I'd like them big, and I'd like them just a little sweaty from a short jog, and you could shove them right in my face and I'll lick them from heel to toes, then I'd suck each toe for a full minute and trim your toenails with my teeth.

I'm probably the weirdest straight guy for saying this, but boobs don't excite me. I don't care a bit about how big they are, I don't seek them out, and I feel nothing when I see them on a screen. What I do like about them is the exclusivity and trust that is expressed by you revealing them to me, and the fact that your nipples are an erogenous zone, so I can use them to give you pleasure, which again, is my main turn on. I think anal is gross, so if you're not into it either, we can just never go there. I don't care about big asses either. When it comes to your body, I'm mostly excited by your face, your pussy, and your brain (cringe, I know). Still, while those parts are what spark my interest the most, I will gladly kiss, lick, nibble, grab, and caress every inch of your skin.

I'd categorize myself as slightly demisexual. Whenever I see a hot woman, I can recognize that she has the features which make her conventionally attractive, but I'm not at all tempted to stare or "mentally undress" her, as all other guys apparently do. I've also been completely uninterested in dating for most of my life. I am, however, turned on by the concepts of love and sex. As an example, I need to dry myself off multiple times whenever I edit this post. I know it would be much more fulfilling, and hot, to have sex with someone after I've formed an emotional bond with them.

I have high self control, and honestly I just don't need to have sex, ever. My sexual urges are really just suggestions, and are very easy to ignore. Still, sex is fun and healthy, so I'd love for my drive to be balanced out by a woman with a crazy high libido, who can push me into the bedroom every day. I probably wouldn't initiate sex with you very often, but if you give me a hint, or you seem stressed and I think you need it, I'll get in the mood real quick. Once our clothes come off, I'll be just as horny as you, and you'll be my entire world until you're satisfied.

Likely due to my inexperience, I'm super sensitive and I cum quickly when I'm at max horny. It's not like I'll need a change of underwear if you touch my leg, but it's quick. Actually, it is like that because of how much precum I make, but you'd at least have to rub it a bit to give me an orgasm. I don't think you'll mind much, because I stop when you're satisfied, not when I am. Also because I can probably cum as many times as you can, maybe more. Also because my hands and mouth never get soft, and they're made for your pleasure.

I be shooting huge loads frfr ong. I don't take zinc or anything (though I could if you want), but especially if I've spent an hour licking you while my dick throbs and leaks, when you do push me over the edge, I'll be shooting my goo for like 20 seconds. Unless it's all going inside you, the whole room's getting sticky. My second time busting a nut will be about what you'd expect from a guy.

Also likely due to inexperience, I'm gonna be hard whenever we touch, whenever I offer to do anything nice for you, and whenever you compliment me. My boxers are gonna be soaked and my balls are gonna be killing me by the end of our date. That's just how my body naturally reacts to your attention. If we're staying platonic, my boner doesn't change the fact that I'm just trying get to know you. It doesn't mean I'm dying to skip to sex, or that I'm gonna try and guilt trip you over how its "your fault" that I'm sore. If you notice, just pretend you didn't.

Cringe:

I want to stare deep into each other's eyes as your juices cover my face and drip down my chin. You can call me a good boy as you run your hands through my hair and tug at it lightly, and I'll caress your thighs and reach up to play with your nipples. I want to feel your grip on my hair tighten as you get close, and I want the pleasure you're feeling to reveal itself on your face, synchronized with the movements of my tongue. I'll stick it inside your perfect pussy and lick to the outside, where I'll circle your clit with my tongue. I'll lick your clit slowly with the entire length of my tongue, then put my lips around it and suck on it while flicking my tongue back and forth on the tip, while it's in my mouth. I want to watch your eyes roll back as your thighs crush my head and I feel your clit twitch and throb against my tongue. I want to keep licking and sucking as you approach and go over the edge. I haven't been ordered to stop, so I'll keep going until you can't take it anymore and you push me away.

I'll place my hands on your thighs and raise myself up to your level, where I'll kiss you passionately and suck on your tongue. We hold each other tightly, pressing into each other as close as we can. Some of the precum that's been dripping slowly from my throbbing cock and making a puddle on the bed would glaze your stomach as we embrace, and the pressure I feel when it's trapped between your beautiful body and mine would make it twitch. After a while, you'll release me from your grip. You'll push me back down, grab my face, and bury it between your thighs. You don't need to say a thing, and I'll do it all again, over and over until you've had enough. You can thank me and praise me for doing a good job and giving you the pleasure you deserve. I *would* thank you for the opportunity, but my mouth is preoccupied.

Once you decide it's my turn, you can just push me over and climb on top of me. After spending so much time pleasing you, my dick would be throbbing forcefully, fully engorged. The Slightest touch would make it twitch involuntarily, and I would moan softly. As you hold my dick steady and descend, If I don't cum the moment my head separates the lips of your pussy, or as it slides, effortlessly, all the way inside you, then your heartbeat and heavy breathing will keep me right on the edge. I would be unable to stop myself from moaning loudly with every slight movement you make. Unless you order me to lay down and enjoy it, I'll be rubbing your clit with one hand and propping myself up with the other so I can suck on your nipples. I'd pause occasionally when the pleasure becomes too great and I feel myself closer to the edge of orgasm than ever before. I'd lightly pinch your clit between my fingers and rub it back and forth while kissing and sucking on both of your breasts. I'll finally have time to tell you "I love you" as I switch between them. I'll use any spare moment I have to remind you of that.

Even while I'm inside you, I just want to make you cum again. When you do, and your contractions cause you to you bounce slightly and your pussy to rhythmically squeeze my cock, I will finally explode. We will both share the same primal ecstasy, all while we couldn't possibly be closer. Being multiple orgasms deep, yours would end first, giving you enough time lay on top of me and whisper into my ear, "I love you too", as I continue filling you. There is no set of words that I would rather hear in this moment. When nothing in this world exists for me outside of us and this indescribable feeling, I couldn't be happier when you focus my mind onto our shared love. You would feel my dick grow thicker, then subside with every contraction, and you would feel the warmth of my cum as it powerfully shoots out and hits your cervix. As I regain my senses to the sight of your eyes looking into mine, I can still feel the last few pulses of intense pleasure. We can stay just like that, with my dick still inside you, trapping my seed inside the hole it was made to fill.

Any small movement you make will be nearly unbearable for me. You have the power to drive me insane through only the movement of your hips. If that's what you need to do to maximize your pleasure, then you can thrust your hips up and down as you lay on top of me. With all of your weight on me, I can thrash around all I want, but I won't throw you off of me. I'll quickly cum again, with almost as much intensity as the first time. I'll be glad you kept going.

Once you decide we're done, you'll roll off of me. I'll still be inside of you, and I'll rest my head in your neck. I'll finally thank you for letting me make you feel good, and for my reward. We'll shower together. I'll make sure you're completely clean. If your carnal urges are renewed when my hands reach down to clean your pussy, I'll use my fingers to give you one last release. I'll insert them and reach deep along the front wall of your pussy, where I'll rub back and forth until you cum once more. My semen inside you will make you even more slick than usual. When you cross the edge, and your knees go weak, I'll have my arm around you to keep you standing. Once you're clean you can get out and wait for me to clean myself. I'll change the bedsheets and get you anything you desire before we crawl back into bed. We'll talk about our shared future as we cuddle slowly fall asleep. If you're horny the next morning, just wake me up by smothering me with your pelvis, and I will be ready for you.

Conclusion:

I don't see myself as a fetishist just because I'm submissive. If a woman is submissive, that's "normal", but if a guy is, that's apparently "not appropriate work talk", and I'm supposedly "fired". I'm just trying to find my perfect match. Our date can be totally platonic. I'll focus on giving you a good time and lots of attention. I don't expect you to do anything you're uncomfortable with, but I hope we can cuddle extensively. I welcome whatever fun activities you have in mind, like going back to your place and petting all of your dogs (please).

If you're interested, then I am too, so please let me know which parts of this post interested you, and what might be an issue for you. If you wanna tell me that I would fit you perfectly, if only I lived near you, go ahead, and we can have a nice conversation.