It's funny, I've gotten to the point in my life where negativity and pain just glide off me like a penguin tobogganing down the icy tundra

Mean words and aggression? Eh, that's normal, what else you got?

Pain? Look, my pain tolerance is so high that I broke both my arms at poledancing class, and I didn't even know until the next day. I thought a broken bone would be way worse than that

I feel like a juggernaut walking down the street. Big, burly, and I know I can take whatever is about to be thrown my way but still move and groove my way through life

But gentleness? Kindness? Care? Great, I'm ded. Cooked, done for, it's so over

All you have to do to get me flustered is a personal compliment. All you have to do to own my body is kiss my neck

I maintain full control over myself in almost all circumstances. I'm a highly, highly disciplined and motivated guy. Even during sex, I keep a cool head...unless my partner is gently caressing me, giving me soft kisses, or using me for her pleasure

Then I'm an incoherent mess who genuinely can't stand how good this is, brain has melted. I can't even describe it because I don't have enough sense to analyze what's going on in my head. And if you know me, that's unheard of