Ok. Long story short, we have a guys’ trip planned to the lake/woods - just the three of us - my old man’s best friend is coming and I have had a crush on him for years and years.

Background: Born in 1950. Texas. Loves fishing, ballroom dancing, and dogs. Married (loveless/stale). One kid.

So, to be blunt, short term? - I’d really like to suck his dick. Really just let him know that it’s ok and safe with me.

How do I broach this subject delicately but without remorse or shame? Is it possible to seduce an old straight man? How? Someone show me the ways! Everyone give me your tips and tricks to get that daddy dick!

👆🏼that rhymed 😵‍💫

Edit: Thank you everyone that has weighed in. Obviously this has rubbed a lot of you the wrong way. I appreciate everything that you’ve said, even though all the extra judgment and attitude that has come along with all the advice has been an unpleasant surprise. I guess fantasies are only acceptable if kept inside the head. I posted this for advice and obviously most of you feel a certain way. And yes I will continue to post things to strangers on the internet because I don’t have much of a support network in real life even though I am trying to cultivate one.

So again, sorry for offending whoever or whatever I offended. That was not my intention.