Bought a bong today and took a couple hits, nothing special. Changed in to my white gstring from Male Power and wife beater. Applied coconut oil to all the exposed skin and absolutely soaked the gstring. Started watching Russian wrestlers weigh-in on YouTube because the tv is partially visible from the street. Got a booty bump prepared, cause I’m tired of not getting one of those huuuge clouds. Tried one more time off the bong with a freshly loaded bowl. Aaaand fuckin A! Just like in the videos I’ve seen here. Holy fuck! Then stood at the open window for a cigarette and thrust my hips so my package bounces. Severely turned on by the shirtless college guys playing frisbee across the street. One of them sees me and waves. I’m at basement level, so if get a few feet from the window they could probably see in the window that starts right above my belly button. Anyhow, the syringe is calling me to the bed so I go and shove it in and push. I leave it in by using the gstring to hold it in place. Get down on the floor grind my hips and do 2 more pushups than I can. There’s a mirror right next to the window so I can work the dumbbells and watch the guys at the same time. The one that waved keeps looking over and I make my package bounce as I keep lifting. Out of the corner of my eye, I see one of the guys on YouTube blatantly checking out the other guys! Take the bong to the window and try for a repeat. The waver sees the cloud and arranges his junk, which are pretty short compared to the other guys. They’re getting pretty sweaty and shiny so I stay for another cigarette. My desk is also visible from the street, but you have to get pretty close to see that there is Big Dick Gangbang playing on my laptop. The volume might be a tad loud but it’s unlikely anyone else can hear it. And then! The new roommate gets home early! Stay tuned…