So i kid you not, this literally just happened. (A little backstory, there was a grindr profile a few months ago that was literally 12m away, and my straight housemate was the only one home that night, so i tried messaging the profile even sent some saucy pics to no avail, so i thought it mustve been a glitch and the profile wasnt actually my housemate) So Ive gotten home from work, i currently have 3 housemates, one (with split personalites, and mental problems and this and that) im in the process of trying to evict, hes just caused issues with everyone. He tried calling the police on our straight housemate (one so straight that he is misogynistic, worships andrew tate, a crypto bro etc) . So when i got home tonight, evicted housemate is taking his stuff to wherever he has to go and straight housemate is drunk and celebrating his eviction. Anyway ive gone to my room after everyone said they were going to bed when suddenly my door opens. My straight housemate walks in completely naked with a towel covering his junk. Im stunned and confused. He closes the door and says "you know you messaged me on grindr right?". I am still stunned, cause this beefy hunk of a man is naked in my room telling me it was him on grindr. He proceeds to flop on my bed and tell me hes had nothing but bad experiences on grindr and hes only had one good fuck with a guy who had 8". He then tells me he remembers the pic i sent him and that i have a really nice cock and would love to take it. I got up as quick as I could and my pants are off. He gets up on all fours and backs himself onto my dick. We had to lube up but it slid in easy (hes definitely done this before), he says he would love to see my cock going inside him and i ask if he means he wants me to film it to which he agrees, i got my phone out so quick (so yes, there is footage) i also introduce him to poppers and he loves it. We fuck on and off for 20 minutes, him moaning and telling me he loves it. I slap his ass as hard as possible and pull his hair. He loves that too. But after 20 mins he says he needs a break and he wants to go get his phone to show me a video of him getting fucked. Unfortunately thats where my story ends as he ends up passing out in bed. So yeh, eho knoes if this will ever happen again, cause he loves fucking women but im here if ever wants to get dicked down again