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My Master Chef Roommate
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Both of us are over 18

My roommate in college was openly bisexual and admittedly a slut. He was always walking around the apartment either naked or in a pair of underwear, and would frequently sneak out to go fuck somebody. He even had his own “condom jar”. But recently I found out he was even freakier than that because apparently…he likes to cum on his food and in his morning coffee.

It started when we decided to order breakfast one morning and he asked me if I’ve ever done it (I haven’t up to that point). When I said that, he looked shocked. When I asked if he does it he said “Duh”, but sort of in a joking tone, which made me think that he was just making a joke, but boy was I wrong.

He asked me if I’d ever try it one day. I was a little curious, I won’t lie, so I said yes. That’s when he asked if I wanted to try in that very moment. I shrugged and said “I guess it wouldn’t hurt”. He whipped his cock out without any hesitation and immediately got to stroking. I followed, keeping my eyes on his cock. Like I said, he was openly freaky and wasn’t afraid to show off. I think it’s a kink that he has.

Anyway, after a few minutes of stroking, we both stand over the food and shoot ropes on them. All over the waffles, the sausage, the bacon, and the eggs. He even opened his coffee cup and nutted in there, immediately taking a sip of it after. He then ate the food like it was nothing, as if his cum was just a condiment that he had drizzled on his food. Which I guess it was to him. But ever since then, we’ve made it a “tradition” to nut on our food when we order takeout together.

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