When I was barely legal I got on Grindr to go get wrecked one weekend because I was young and dumb and I literally just wanted a str8 man to demolish me on the regular.. well, I found this discreet guy who was willing and he talked a good game and had a lot of swag.. so I went. He gave me the literal best pounding of my life - but as I was taking my beating I looked around and noticed kids toys - didn’t think anything of it.. well after he finished I asked him where the kids were and his literal response was “with their momma. I beat her ass last weekend so she left. So by the way, wanna go again because I’ve gotta report for jail tomorrow..” 😱