I came across a couple yesterday that was interesting.

I was dropping off some cans of food to a cute little charity box at a park near my home. I needed to pee so I popped into the bathroom there. I guess I should have known this was a homo trolling spot. As I was peeing, some guy snuck very quietly to my 4 o’clock. A head pops up about 6 o’clock from one of the stalls— good looking guy just ‘looking around’. Not something str8 guys do. I knew what was up immediately. That’s when I noticed his buddy literally looking over my shoulder at my cock . “Let me watch you stroke that”. He said. If I hadn’t just been pissing, I would have pissed myself in surprise of this guy creeping up on me.

Just then the other guy in the stall pops open his door and it appeared he himself was stroking almost manically. What I don’t see at the time was he was also impaling himself to a mounted cock that was about the size of my arm. I was thinking…what wild surreal world did I just walk in on.?

So I was watching and I said what the hell. I am perverted enough for this. Started stoking. The creeper guy pulled out his cock. His delicious cut cock. I am not sure how it happened, suddenly my mouth latched on. This sometimes happens when beautiful cocks are presented in my general direction.

Then it was pumping me, strumming my vocal cords in a tune of Gay Minor—in a similar, manic fashion—as the dude fucking a didlo the size of New York.

They were obviously partners and Mr. Riding a bull-dick popped his load . He Cleaned up and they both boogie leaving me there on my knees, stroking alone. I was like? Ok. Zip and gone. A Wilde ending to a wild beginning. Fait accompli, non grata. Fuck.