This is a confession because I’m really confused about it and I can’t tell any of my friends. But it’s driving me CRAZY.

I am constantly thinking about daddies, bears, dadbods, and even grandpas. I love thinking about them naked. I want to do so many things to them. You probably know the type I’m talking about. That chubby daddy at the grocery store that was retired military? The bus driver? Most of the NFL Football coaches? The chubby white CEO of a company? Your friend’s dad that’s gained a bit of weight and goes golfing weekends? That man in the locker room who’s only ever wearing a towel over his shoulder? That guy who’s always immediately naked at a nude beach? Even if you could describe as “a perverted old man” I’m probably thinking about them naked.

I know I’m attracted to men. I’m comfortable with that now. And I have a wide range of guys I’m into, usually pretty beefy masculine guys. I’m not shocked that I’m horny for men like Liev Schreiber or Dave Bautista, I think everyone would say those are hot men. And I love being a dominant, top, rough, ass fucking man who fucks men.

But I am shocked that I feel just as horny for men like Coach Doug Pederson or House Representative Jody Hice. And that I’ve been getting urges to swallow those men’s cum.

It’s been the only thing I’ve been horny for lately. I keep hanging around gym saunas longer than usual to see if any of those guys show me their ass or balls. I stare a bit too long at them on transit. I’ve started cruising some bathrooms for daddy and grandpa dick. I even tried flirting heavy with an Uber driver (if he had told me he was stressed that his wife wasn’t putting out, I would have swallowed every drop of his cum).

It’s the only porn I look at now. If I’m not scrolling Premier League DILF, then I’m searching every site there is for things like “Grandpa bred by young top” or “fat daddy bottom” or “players gangbang the coach.” I’ve become so obsessed with them. Salt and pepper or white hair, chubby body, big round ass, plumbers crack, slappable butt, tits and belly that hang a bit, eager hole, big full balls all I can do is imagine what I’d touch and taste and fuck and how to make them cum It’s making me INSANE ARRRGH