So I want to set up a private glory hole. Problem is, my home doesn't have any sort of entry or foyer: the door enters into the living room. so I thought I could get a changing tent or other freestanding structure, but then I'm concerned that guys might steal my shit (I collect antiques: most are worthless, but some aren't, and they're all mixed together in my living room). Other concern are my neighbors who are very nosy (in a good way) but may ask if a lot of dudes are stopping buy on the regular (but probably won't care, to be honest -- that one's me being paranoid). Finally, I'm in a distant suburb of Chicago, without much business for such things, probably.

So then I thought, well, I could get a motel room. Problem there, is, of course, where? And bow? Also, my house at least has camera surveillance for safety: a motel won't.

I may be overthinking things (I have that tendency, obviously), but how would you go about this? Anyone done such things and had success (I knew a guy who got a lot of play in a further suburb than mine, but then he moved, so I don't know