My best friend confuses the shit out of me. He’s some short Hawaiian fucker and he never misses an opportunity to talk about how big my dick is. Doesn’t matter where we are or who we’re around. And I don’t know if it’s just dick envy or something more.

I’ve known him for five years. We’ve traveled together. We work together. And we’ve Seen each other’s dicks. Whenever we get a little drunk I’m usually willing to push the limits of our friendship. I’ll come up behind him and grind on his ass a little or just grab his ass or rub his hole through his pants. And he will just laugh it off and pull away from me.

Last week he came over. Found my sex toys that were out and started asking about them. I wanted to take my dick out and start stroking. Or ask him to try them out. But I’m always worried it’ll be too much and that would be the end of our friendship.

But there’s nothing more I want than to watch some porn jerk off together. Or Atleast eat his ass and hear him moan like a bitch. Cause his girl definitely not satisfying him sexually.