You can't jelly your cock down my throat.

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Now that we've had a good laugh let me tell you about my last 24 hrs.

My wife and kid are out of the house and I've had nothing but the gayest of fantasies. Yesterday, I read your posts and fucked myself with a meat tenderizer. It had a nice think handle, narrower than your dick as I still haven't been fucked. I placed it mallet side down on the floor, applied some of my wife's conditioner as lube, and eased myself onto it in a kneeling position.

It was amazing! I rocked back and forth and fucked the cum right out of myself. I didn't touch my dick at all, letting prostate stimulation ooze cum from my rock hard dick until I exploded all over the bathroom floor.

I told myself that I would lick it up but I always chicken out after I cum. Of course I've tasted my own precum and I love the taste of my cum on my wife's lips but I want a taste while I'm still in the mood.

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This is where your Jam comes in. I want to suck a dick for the first time and coax that sweet sticky jelly from your beautiful head. Then, I want spit your load onto myself and use your cum as lube to jerk off.

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They don't come home until tomorrow.