In my 20s I was living in London. I had this obnoxious Turkish gf. Really nasty and abusive. I stayed with her far longer than I should have, just because she was anal.

Anyway, one time she had to go back to Istanbul and she asked if she could leave a couple of boxes at my place.

In one box there was a joke gift a female friend had given her. One of those giant double-ended latex dildos.

She never used it.

But I thought of a great way to get some kind of nasty revenge on her.

I had this good friend who lived down the road. An Afghan guy. Long story short he used to being porn over because he didn’t have a VCR and we’d watch it together.

One time it got too much and we stroked each other.

Anyway, back to the dildo.

I started practicing with it. At first it was just uncomfortable. After 3 nights working on it I could take about 3 inches.

Then I started relaxing and enjoying it. By day 5 I was taking 8 inches and enjoying it. I also enjoyed thinking, fuck you bitch, I’m using your toy. Next day I called my friend. I said hi, I’ve been practicing with a dildo, so if you fancy using my ass, nows the time.

My doorbell rang about 30 seconds later! 🤣🤣🤣

It felt really easy after all the practise. It was feeling great but then he came too soon! I don’t blame him though, I’m so fucking tight.