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Hit on while out with my wife
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My wife and I headed to the lake this weekend and did a little bar hopping, all at outdoor bars. We were standing at the bar of this spot having a drink and talking, goofing off, and laughing as we generally do. I ordered another round and my wife told me she was going to the restroom. She turned to walk away and I turned and leaned back onto the bar. Almost immediately a guy walked up to me and started talking to me. He looked to be in his 50s, slightly gray hair, a short beard, and a dad bod. I was extremely surprised by what he said.

“This might sound weird but I knew I had to be quick since you have company, but I just wanted to say I haven’t stopped staring at your ass since you walked in.”

It’s been awhile since I’ve been hit on in public, especially because I’m very DL and usually have my wife with me whenever I go out. I would say the last time was most likely in college or right after. So to say I was shocked would be an understatement.

I’m sure I was blushing like crazy and I quickly looked around making sure no one had seen or heard what this man just said. Flustered I said “oh..” back to him. I’m sure he could sense my nervousness and he said “I’m just saying, you have a nice ass.” I said “thank you” and turned back to my drink thinking he would walk away, especially knowing I was with my wife. But instead, he sat down on a bar stool right next to me.

He said “I’m sure you hear that all the time don’t you?” I turned to him and said “no not really.” He could definitely sense how nervous and caught off guard I was. He said “don’t worry, I can see the bathroom door, she’s not coming back yet.” This man’s confidence really caught me off guard, and I felt my cock starting to stir in my pants. “Not even from your girl?” I said “huh?” And he said “she doesn’t tell you that you have a nice ass?” I said “yea she does from time to time.”

I looked back over at the bathroom looking for my wife, and he laughed a little and said “don’t worry, I’ll leave when she gets back.” I turned back to him still feeling how beet red my face was. He asked “Have you ever had your ass played with?” I was so shocked at the confidence of this guy I kind of froze. He said again, “have you?” I looked down at my drink and said “yea.” He asked “by your girl?” I said no. He asked by who and I looked back up at him and said “a few different guys.”

His eyes lit up and he paused. I think that really caught him by surprise. “Does your girl know?” I said “no she doesn’t” and looked back down. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell her a thing.” I looked back at the bathroom and she still wasn’t coming back yet. This whole conversation had really only been a couple of minutes but I couldn’t believe what was happening. Finally she came out of the door and he said “here she comes” as he turned in his bar stool toward the front of the bar.

I greeted my wife as she got back and handed her a new drink. I tried to forget about the man who was sitting right behind me who had just gotten me so flustered out in public with my wife. Nothing like that had ever happened to me before and I couldn’t get the thought of it out of my head. My wife and I finished our drinks and she asked if I wanted to go to a different bar and I told her we should stay there for a little while since we had a nice spot at the bar. She agreed and we ordered another round.

We drank and chatted for awhile but I could not get this guy out of my head. I checked back over my shoulder a couple of times to see if he was still there and he was the whole time. After a bit I told my wife I was going to use the restroom and headed that way. As I walked to the bathroom I looked back to see what he was doing and he was staring right at me. I don’t know why, but I lifted my t shirt up a little to expose my whole ass in my shorts as I finished the walk to the bathroom. Never in a million years did I think I would be doing anything like that out with my wife.

I walked into the rest room and went to the last stall and shut the door behind me. I have to admit I was really hoping this guy was going to follow me in, but nothing happened. I peed and washed my hands and headed back to the bar. As I walked back the guy looked at me again and we made eye contact. He smiled at me and I smiled back as I approached my wife. He stayed seated on the same stool and I turned my back to him and faced my wife again. Her drink was gone and I asked her if she wanted another. She told me she wanted to go to a different bar that had live music. I couldn’t tell her why obviously but I didn’t want to leave this bar. We made plans for her to go ahead to the other bar and see if she could find a spot close to the live band. I tried to hide my excitement as she kissed me and headed out to the next bar.

As soon as she was out of sight I turned to the guy still sitting next to me. He turned toward me with a huge smile on his face. “You got rid of her huh?” “For a little while at least” I said. “You’re a fucking tease aren’t you?” I said “I figured you were going to follow me in there.” He laughed and said “I know that’s what you wanted, but I wanna hear you say it.”

“I wanted you to follow me into the bathroom.” He said “why?” I said “so you could see my ass.” “You were gonna show me?” He said and I replied “if you want to.” He smiled and stood up and started walking to the bathroom. I took a quick look around, finished the drink I had, and turned to walk toward the bathroom as well. When I got there, the guy was standing at a urinal next to another guy. I went back to the last stall again and locked it behind me. I waited there for a bit. I heard a urinal flush followed by the sink running. Shortly after that I saw the guys shoes walk to the last stall and knock on it. He said “it’s just us” and I opened the lock on the door so he could walk in.

I was nervous and excited all at the same time. He grabbed my hips and turned me around. I leaned forward and put my left hand on the wall and reached back with my right hand to lift my shirt up a little. His hands went straight to my ass and I pushed it back out toward him. He whispered “you’re a slut aren’t you?” I just whimpered and looked back at him. He look right into my eyes and slapped my ass and said “answer me!” Ohhh fuck I felt my dick jump. I said “yes I am.” He said “I could tell the second I saw you walk in” and went back to groping my ass.

I looked back at him as he focused all his attention on my ass. He grabbed the waistband of my shorts and slowly pulled them down exposing my boxer briefs. His eyes never left my ass. I reached back and started to rub his cock through his shorts. I could feel his stiff cock before he pushed my hand away and said “not here.” I wasn’t sure what he meant by that but he just kept rubbing my ass. He rubbed my hole through my boxers and I arched my back for him. This went on for another few minutes until I felt my phone vibrate in my shorts pocket. He reached into my pocket and grabbed my phone and handed it to me. It was my wife telling me she found a spot and to come to the next bar. I told him this and he slapped my ass a couple more times before standing up. He thanked me for letting him touch me and before leaving the bathroom he types his number into my phone and called himself, smiled when he saw my number pop up on his phone, and said “I’ll see you later.”

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