The other day my wife asked why the blink cameras had been turned off.

I very well couldn’t tell her the truth. I couldn’t tell her that I opened up sniffies again and invited a couple over to fuck me and use my holes in the shed after she took her melatonin and was asleep inside the house. I couldn’t tell her I shut off the cameras so that she didn’t see me letting the guys in the backyard through our privacy fence. I also couldn’t tell her that one of the guys fucked me so hard I was able to cum without touching my dick and the only way I was able to keep quite was because I had his bf’s tongue down my throat. And I definitely couldnt tell her that I topped my first guy while being just absolutely destroyed by his bf.

…so I told her I turned them off while I was mowing and must have forgot to turned them back on.