What are your tried and true cheating tricks and tricks you use to get dick or ass behind your partner’s back?

Mine: My husband has always been paranoid and suspicious about where I’m going, and who I’m texting, etc. I started intentionally taking an extra long time to do any errand, even if my husband is with me- to slowly condition him into believing that I’ll be gone for several hours whenever I “run an errand”.

In reality it usually only takes me 30 minutes to get most things done, and the rest of the time is spent hopping form dick to dick lol. This past saturday I went and got a haircut (I can always believably claim I had to wait an hour or more for my preferred barber) and hit up several stores within an hour. The other two hours were spent at an adult bookstore where I sucked off 6 different guys- 2 at the same time at one point, and swallowed 4 loads before coming home and giving my husband a kiss on the lips 😈