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I work retail and happen to have been growing out a handlebar mustache for awhile now that I'm pretty proud of and every now again customers will compliment me about it, mostly by saying " Nice stache man" or something along those lines which I always appreciate but on one particular occasion this girl came up to the counter and started making small talk for a few minutes while we were slow. I don't recall exactly how the conversation got around to it but at some point she said
" That's a really cool mustache man"
And I was about to say thank you when she followed it up with " How many girls have tried to ride it?" in a super sultry tone. To which I said "Zero" and she looked confused for a second before it clicked and she left the store all embarrassed. 😂 Anyone else have similar stories?
I’m like a Jack Black from wish.com in flannel and jeans.
For me it’s people assuming I’m some far right Trump supporter which couldn’t be further from the truth.
I remember I walked in late at night to a gas station trying to get gas on my way home from work.
So crackpot was regaling the poor attendant about how amazing Trump is, and how he was going to fix this country blah blah blah.
He turns and sees me and goes, “You gotta agree with me, man!”
I just looked at him and went, “You’re talking to a gay Jewish man partnered to a black guy. Want to ask me that again?”
He turned pale as a ghost and slinked out
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