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[Warhammer 40k RPG] Techmarine Boris's Journal Day 1 part 1
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I didn't think my life could get any worse, Today was my first day serving in the Deathwatch. The Deathwatch is a special unit in the Ordo Xenos that combines the greatest warriors from various space marine chapter and make them work together to hunt down xenos's, do suicide missions and serve the holy emperor. Today was easily the worst day of my entire life, and this beats the time when I was testing out a new plasma gun prototype and it blew up in my face melting half of head. If it wasn't for my techmarine buddy Namaan who replaced my destroyed head with machine bits I would be dead. He even replaced my brain with a computer! The half of my brain that was destroyed had all my memories in it so he had to program in everything he knew about me including my personality. He wanted me to keep a journal so in case the computer breaks and he has to do the whole thing over again he has a first hand account of events I have experienced,

Anyway so I spend most of my time developing technology deep within my chapters monastery. I guess my skills where good enough for me to qualify to join the deathwatch, I couldn't refuse either because that would"dishonor the chapter". I dont like killing things, I like to sit in the dark alone fixing and creating stuff! I barley interact with anyone but Namaan and hundreds of servitors. I get lonley sometimes and give the servitors personality's, which always got me in trouble from the Master of the Forage. "No A.I's, there too dangerous" Pfft bombs are dangerous not lines of 0's and 1's formed to say "good morning sir, how may I serve you?"

So there I was in a thunder hawk filled my "noble battle brothers". First of all there was these two chaps from the "celestial Nightmare" chapter. These two come from some death world with no oxygen or vegetation on it. So obviously the imperium established a colony there, so the entire populace lives in sealed domes and the planet is dependent on trade with other systems.One of them "Lorenzo" was a psyker, fuck psykers. I've never seen one before today but i'm always reading reports how "psyker summons warp storm, millions dead". There bad news and I don't like him. Then theirs his buddy: a sniper, I forget his name..... I'll refer to him as "bob". Then there was our squad leader "Dan". This guy was from the "storm giants" chapter, meaning he was MASSIVE.He was also the squads heavy weapon's guy.

Were sitting in silence, This was the first time we met each other, expect for the two"celestial nightmare" chaps. These two were always together apparently, since space marine basic training 101. "Lorenzo" cleared his throat and said "well I for am one am glad to meet my fellow battle brothers, I'm Lorenzo and this is "Bob". I am happy to meet all of you and cant wait to serve with you" he looked at me and said "ahhhh a techmarine, who might who be?" I gave him the middle finger. "wow your polite" he said. Fuck people, I don't need them, I have robots to keep me company. He turned over to Dan and said "so your the fire team leader and our heavy weapons guy, pleasure to meet you". Dan slowly turned his head over and said "pleasure to meet you too Lorenzo and Bob". I fucking hate people I wish I could replace all of them with servitors and go back to my repair bay and fix machines.

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