"Dude, come on.. I'm not messing with you. Just admit you're a slut for girlcock and let it be over, okay?"

My lips were pursed tight. I let you get away with a lot of shit. We've been friends forever. But the way you've just been constantly insisting I'm a cockslut because of the small collection of research material you found on my laptop that you did NOT ask to use is getting a bit much.

"I told you, I was just curious, I didn't jerk off to it or anything!" I say, glaring daggers at you.

"Fuck! Seriously? You can cum just by fingering yourself?" you said with a shit-eating grin. "It's cute how shy you are about it. No, I'm not joking! It's just, look, I can't force you to do anything, but if you ever decide to be honest with yourself and realise you want to get fucked silly.. Come to my room, kay?"

You've been flirting with me for so very long, and you've always been way more comfortable with your sexuality than me. Then, when you decided to borrow my laptop without asking and you found my considerable collection of futa porn, you decided that was evidence that I'm.. and these are your words not mine: a massive sissy cumslut for girlcock.

The teasing escalated slowly. You'd tell me you'd bought me gifts. "Oh, it's nothing, I just saw it and thought of you!" and it turned out to be a pair of panties, or a butt plug, or a copy of "cumdrunk sissy sluts 9". You started waiting in the bathroom, naked, with the door unlocked, at the time you knew I was getting up for work. "What the fuck bro! If you want to see my cock, just ask!"

But mostly, you were just relentless in your pursuit of me. Honestly, it would have been fucked up if you weren't totally right about me. Every day I'd argue with you that I wasn't a slut.. then I'd go to my room, load up some futa porn and fuck my butthole silly with my favourite dildo. She's called "Emily".

Then came the week when you decided enough was enough. When I woke up, hours late for work, you were waiting by my bedside.

"Shut up, Hon. Your boss thinks you have diarrhea, and you're taking a week off. Now put your panties on and come to my room, cause we've got a whole week to teach you all about the pleasures of girlcock".

"Alana.. I told you no.."

"Dude, you know how thin the walls here are? I literally hear you watch porn and scream my name every night. Stop torturing yourself and take it up the ass, Jesus! Now do you want to be repressed all your life or do you want me to fuck your brains out and cuddle you for a bit?"