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I was a hit with the family. Oh yes, everyone at the holiday party loved me. I got brownie points with aunts and uncles for bringing food for dinner, and proved I was cool to the cousins by bringing some weed for for the pre supper "walk." I even bought little toys for the kids. Oh, and your son and I looked so very much in love. I recalled how we me at the library studying and ended up laughing and talking until we got kicked out instead.
Yes, everything seemed great. I even stayed late and helped clean dishes- but that might be because your son insisted we spend the night. He kept saying there was a big gift for me, but wouldn't give any hint as to what it might be. Only he and you knew that it was the last test. I could charm the family all I wanted, and I could shout my love from the rooftops, it didn't matter if I was a shit lover.
Yes, the secret gift is the final test. You'll be coming down my chimney tonight, to make sure I'm good enough for your son.
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