So, I've been alive for... some would probably argue far too long. I would hope not nearly long enough, but that's likely down to personal bias. But 25 years on this rock, hurling through space at a frankly unthinkable speed, barelling forwards in the screaming abyss that is space... well, it's given me time to think, to formulate tastes, opinions, feelings... you know, all of those human traits that make me totally, 100% Human. Or at least some form of exotic bacteria piloting a meat suit containing some creepy skeleton that just wants to break out.

But anyway, digressions. This is kinda less than a prompt, and more of a... these are things I like, and things I do not like. Hell, I might even use it as a universal referral in future. A virtual measuring stick of "Must give this many fucks to ride" kind of thing, but for me.

So, first thing I like; Skinny-ish women with big hair. I know, just... bear with me. So, you know Olivia Octavious from Spiderverse? Or Nicoletta Goldstein from Devil May Cry? They've got like big hair. Or maybe it's a personality thing, but for some reason the wild hair... well, drives me wild. For the latter lady in that case, it was an old, long-disappeared partner that brought her onto my radar. For the former... youtube surprisingly. I've still not played DMC5, nor have I watched Spiderverse, but there's just something about their aesthetics that... mmf, drives me wild.

And for a Dislike? Blondes. I don't know if it was a previous relationship, or just the everyday drudgery of looking through DPP, but I swear Blondes make up an unnatural percentage of the roleplay oppourtunities. It's like the generic, weird default for a lot of things. And it's just dull. Boring, played out... and it always seems like every blonde character ends up being the same generic bimbo slut character. Jesus fuck, okay, look, if that's your taste, fine. But god, throw some variety in there. Brunette, Black, Brown, Redhead... just something new, olay?

And back to like; Effort! I love trying to put effort into my stories, even if my roleplaying well can run dry at times. There's a reason for my absences from roleplaying at times, and it's cause I've slipped out of love with things again. But when I do write? One sentance responses can fuckrightoff. If I ever deign to do a single line response outside of planning, someone kill me. I want to make a good character, a person who I'm happy to write as. Mix some traits up, have some fun, slip into their shoes. And be detailed with it. Numbers, cup-sizes are fucking irrelevant, as are words like 'Curvy, Big Chest' and 'Long' without context.

And for a dislike? Lack of Effort. Distinct from Laziness, because to me Laziness is just a state of effort. Lack of Effort for me is symbolised by those descriptions you see in the comments, or in the just... lazy prompts. "My character is Sharla, she's Blonde, 5'0, DD-cup and curvy ;p Tell me what you'd do to her". Great, what you'e described there is a pair of tits on a pair of stilts with a blonde wig. Good job. Same thing with the "Hey my name's Garett, I'm 6'0 with a 10" cock" blah blah blah. Fucking hell, if you're basically doing the writing effort of a dick pick, you might as well just link to an imgur album of your *actual dick. Because we could all use a laugh.

You know what, I'm kinda gonna leave the rant there for now, 'cause it's just... making me despair more with each passing moment. So here's a repost of one of my more... well, a prompt I want to play, and got a depressing lack of responses for.

A long time ago, I had a dream. Well, less a dream, and more a Story. One involving the plucky, Anarchy-driven, possibly motor-oil smoking Gaige the Mechromancer, and one of those rarest of rare creatures, the Hyperion Spy-Satellite Piloting, forced Eridium Refueller, the Siren, Angel. They had a... difficult relationship, one emerging from an emergency buffer partition in a New-U station, the other relaxing in her junkyard in the middle of nowhere, Pandora.

From there, a relationship story would bloom that... I never quite got around to being able to finish. I loved playing Angel. Unsure of her place in the world, now with her freedom at hand, a chance to get out from under the thumb of Hyperion... a chance to forge her own path.

So, with the reveal of the new Borderlands DLC, and the announcement that my favorite Vault Hunter's due to return, I figured now is as good a time as any to have fun, and bring an idea that I've had floating about for a prompt that's stuck in my brain.

Gaige and Angel. The Mechromancer and the Tech-Siren. Ignoring some parts of BL3's story, I'd like to think the two would have developed... well, something more than a close friendship. By which I mean the two have been part of a power-couple that's spanned planets, bedrooms, and a whole different mess of adventures, careers and generally weird and kinky shit.

So, finding themselves now on the delightfully chilly planet of Xylourgos to oversee and plan the wedding of Wainright Jakobs and Alistair Hammerlock, the two would want some very alone time. An alone time where one, possessing a great stonkin' dick, and the other being an unabashed, utterly unashamed Size Queen, enjoy themselves in a cozy cabin. Maybe occasionally sending Deathtrap out to go deal with some unwanted bandit coldcallers...

And, well, see what kinds of sticky situatiins the two can come up with.

So, lets build ourselves a Gaige and Angel plus 7 years of fun and travel. What have they seen? What have they done? Uncovered their own vault, or discovered their own quiet corner of a planet? Dealt with the CoV in their own corner of the Galaxy? Managed to save a Siren friend from an unnescessary and utterly retarded death for no reason? Lets find out!

So, rules of application from this one, and for any future prompts. Okay?

Come to me like you're looking to have a conversation. Don't just pile kinks, or limits in me immediately. That ain't sexy.

This is a Rule34 Roleplay yes. But these are characters that we're adapting. Expect to describe how they've changed together. What's happened, story stuff, y'know? References can be fine to illustrate things you want to, but are not a replacement for describing your character.

And lastly, only Reddit Messenger. No Kik, No Chat. Discord... possibly. But after we talk here. No iffs, buts or salted nuts. Good chance of sweaty nuts, but that's just how I like to play things.

As for Kinks-wise, this is gonna get kinky. Expect a nice, thick fuckpipe in the range of... like a foot onwards. Huge nuts, exotic cocks, lots of gooey, creamy nutslop. Sweat, musk, and all that spine-tingling detail... and absolutely filthy language. Limits are simple; Gore, Vore, Underage, Bathroom Stuff and Animals. Not as in having animal parts or monsters, just dumb, stupid animals.

So then, i'm kinda leaving it at that. If you want to approach me, just follow the loose set of rules above and you'll probably be fine. If a previous partner of mine wants to get back in touch... please feel free. Remind me of better times when reality didn't feel like wading through battery acid.

Other than that... I dunno. No expectations any more, so enjoy, I guess.