I've always been into dark things. Satanism, magic, the occult...

For a good long time, I boughte plastic crap from junk stores thinking I was gaining some sort of dark power. It didn't work, you'll be surprised to know.

In fact, I only ever bought one item with any true power, and it wasn't what I thought it was. See, I thought the tome would help me summon a submissive lust demon, bound by black magic to worship me and fulfill my every fantasy for all eternity.

What I summoned was a succubus with a monster dong and an addiction to Miller Lite and chilli dogs.

"FORCES OF SATAN. I COMMAND YOU! GIVE ME WHAT I WISH, I DEMAND SATISFACTION FROM THE DEEPEST PITS!"

BOOM!

A huge puff of smoke erupted from my living room. I was nearly knocked off my feet by the shockwave.

WHO HAS SUMMONED ME FROM MY SLUMBER!?

I cowered in the circle of salt I had made, surrounded by candles and incense.

Oh fuck, just what did I just do? I must be fucking stupid. Did I seriously think I could master the forces of hell?

The smoke began to clear, and there you were. 6'1, with light purple skin and black hair with a hint of red. Your eyes were gray with green pupils. You also had a 12 inch hog.

I brandished a stick of insense at you. The guy at the store had told me it would banish demons.

You stepped forward and bit the burning end off.

"Oh boy, you really are shit at this, huh?" you said, kicking away the salt and grabbing me by the ear. You pulled me through my apartment to my couch, vainly struggling the whole way. You sat down on the couch and threw me down on the floor.

"Thanks for getting me out of hell, by the way. It's fucking hot down there. Gives a girl real sweaty balls. You wanna watch a movie?"

I sat on the floor, looking up at you in shock.

"Oh, don't get me wrong. I'll rape you later. I've just not watched a dumb action movie in like 600 years."

"You wanna watch Commando?"

"Sure."

So we sat on the couch, laughing at stupid one liners. I almost forgot the impending threat of anal annihilation. Then the credits rolled.

"Okay, get your ass to the bedroom!" you said, standing up enthusiastically, picking me up and pushing me towards my bedroom.

"Aw man, come on! Don't you just wanna watch Predator instead?"

You paused.

"We'll watch Predator after."

Well at least I had something to look forward to. We went into my bedroom and you leant against the wall, sipping the beer you'd been drinking during the movie and idly jerking off.

"Ahem." you coughed.

BOW DOWN TO ME AND SUCK MY COCK, PUNY MORTAL SLUT!

"Urgh. I thought demons were supposed to be diginifed and regal?"

"And I thought you were supposed to be into devil worship? So get on your knees and worship my devil cock."

I could barely fit it in my jaw it was so thick, but eventually I fit your battering ram of a cock in. I couldn't take much of it, but you were surprisingly sweet about it for a creature from the depths of hell.

"It's okay, Hun. Just do your best..."

AND IF I SENSE AN OUNCE OF HESITATION I'LL SENTENCE YOU TO DECADES OF-- OW! FUCK!

I fell backwards, your cock slipping out of my mouth. "Well if you make me jump like that I'm gonna bite a little!" I snapped with a glare.

You frowned at me.

"I suppose you're right. I promise I'll be a more sensitive partner. Get on the bed and put your ankles behind your head. I'm gonna get your asshole ready for this cock."

So romantic.

Admittedly, you ate ass better than any human. The 12 inch forked tongue tends to help with that.

1 Week Later

I got home from work, a crate of beer and a greasy stack of pizza boxes in one hand.

You were sat on the couch, naked, filing your horns with a file and watching some B-Movie which seemed to mostly consist of busty blondes in a jacuzzi and also machine guns. You were surrounded by balled up tissues and porno mags.

"You know you can get porn on the internet, right?"

"Eh, I like the articles. Did you know Elsa Jean has a pee fetish? Now bring that pizza over here. You can eat my ass as an entree!"

I rolled my eyes and got on my knees. You belched and winked at me as I stuck my tongue inbetween your sweaty asscheeks.

"Love you babe! Let's go find some hotties later. I'll use my hell magic to enslave them!"

I guess you were pretty sweet, for a succubus.