It was truly a crime most foul! The king, young Leo III, was sleeping in his bed, beside his beautiful wife, Queen Antonietta, but days after they consummated their marriage! The young King's virility was known well, as the echoes of their lovemaking had been heard by the servants, and despite his boyish (Some may even say feminine appearance, the King was well endowed and well aware of how to please a woman!

Until that is, a thief struck in the night!

Jealousy and foul magics flared, and- under those sheets, the young King Leo's manhood was no more!

Where once laid a heavy, low-swaying sack, was but a cute pouch, hugging close to the King's body, with a...petite pair inside to say the least! Where the King's member once stood proud, thick, stiff, and pleasantly lengthy, now protruded a slim length barely suitable to be called as such! The Queen later would ponder if this new addition was hard or stiff, even when the King was so aroused as to be squirming!

The king's experience, his ability to near effortlessly bring Queen Antonietta to climax? Gone! Even the way the soon to be nicknamed "Boy-King" moved his hips seemed completely virginal! His experience and efforts taken just as surely as his member!

Replaced with what that damned lowborn thief had between his legs, with the skill that boy held! When the king found where that poor character was, there would be action!

A letter slides through your door, the wax seal of the Royal family emblazoned across it, your eyes widen, have you been found out?

You hurriedly grab it, and rush to somewhere private, before breaking the seal, and worriedly reading what turns out to be a hand written letter from the Boy-King himself!

"To the thief, may it reach you well.

I cordially invite you to an audience in the palace, no harm nor imprisonment will come to you, as I wish to offer you the chance to make up for your theft of the King's penis personally, as my wife has grown quite agitated with the performance that the parts you have saddled me with can offer. I would like you to clear my good name with the Queen by giving her a performance this night with my genitals, to prove I am capable! As the court witch has found your magic to be irreversible, I will be offering you a position in my court. Whenever the Royal penis would be required, you will serve your sentence for theft by showing the world that my penis is perfectly acceptable! Of course, as the owner of said genitals I will be there, to observe and ensure you are putting my penis to use properly.

Once your sentence has been completed, of course, you will be paid for your role, and possibly contracted to sire my Heirs.

Yours,

His imperial majesty Leo III, of the house of Sabina, King of Marisland, and unfairly called 'the boy king' by those who have seen what you have left me with!"

Well...that was somewhat unexpected.

So! Looking for an Asset swap Roleplay where your character has stolen a King's privates in a fantasy land- there's no going back, but, well, you weren't well endowed at all before the swap, and he very much was! Nothing hyper, but respectable, and he knew how to use it! You get a letter telling you that you're going to be punished for stealing it by...well, becoming the official bearer of the Royal penis, acting as a stand-in for the "Boy-king" with your rather pitiful penis when it comes to bedroom antics, with him watching on, of course!

Not after anything too mean- teasy, proud and a little arrogant? Yes.

Sadistic and after making Leo cry? No thanks!

Kinks: SPH, teasing, embarrassment, consentual cuckolding, frotting, outercourse, and a variety more to be discussed!

Limits: Degredation, scat, pee, gore or snuff.