Damn you have a really nice cock dude, your aesthetics are on point. You look quite suckable if you don’t mind me saying. I really think you should model it.

Nah if anything I’m jealous of yours. Look at the veins on top of that shaft - they’re so prominent and healthy and your curvature is absolutely perfect. You’re totally more suckable.

Nobody complimented me again but I’m used to it as of now. Them taking pity on me by handing out phoney compliments would only make me feel worse.

You guys know size is only important up to a point right? Just look at how flawless my cock is, it has zero imperfections. It’s completely smooth from base to the tip. The colour is entirely consistent down to my balls and I’m straight as an arrow. None of you guys are even cut! If we’re judging by aesthetic it’s not even close. I have you guys beat. You should see some of the DM’s I get.

True but looks aren’t everything, size matters and my cock will always be bigger than yours. Why don’t we take a poll and ask our followers for ratings. Whoever has the lowest score has to give blowjobs all around.

Fuck my life I already know I’m going to lose, I just can’t compete with the rest of these guys. These online comments are about to be brutal.

Honestly bro, we have to be in like the top 0.1%. Have you ever not been the alpha at a gangbang or an orgy? And how many relationships have we ended with a simple dick pic. Hahaha good times.

Man the only thing we’re missing right now is that Asian fb to polish our massive poles. I love the way she greedily sniffs our cocks it drives me crazy and I’m just itching to watch those lips tug on my balls.

Hell yeah I could use that shit right now. Her love of cock is unmatched. Vehemently swallowing every drop of spit, sweat and pre-cum. Asking us to skip showers and sniffing our jock straps? Where is she anyway?

Nah I don’t want head from you it’s not the same, the passion and vigour isn’t there. I’m craving that Asian right now. Something about the colour contrast just makes my toes curl.

Anyway let’s take a selfie this will get a shit ton of likes.

Looking for a descriptive sub, twink or fb to bully around a little bit. Your cock might not be anything special or even average for that matter but that doesn’t mean you’re worthless. Raceplay and degra are important for this prompt.