The changing of the season is upon us. Winter is ending, the weather is changing, and allergies are kicking off something bloody fierce. To be honest, it's a dreaded time for many people. The sneezing, the runny noses, and the hay fever. And don't get me started on the leprechauns that don't want you to take their lucky charms. It's a harrowing time, I assure you, but so long as people take their meds, they should stay on top of it.

Unfortunately, with the changing of the season that March brings, its accompanied by a little virus. Every year, it strikes legal aged adults. How does it know who's legal and who isn't? Simple, don't think about it. I'm a narrator, not a scientist. Now, as I was saying, before I was RUDELY interrupted. The virus hits the world, every year, at the turning of winter into spring. Which happens to fall within March. Convenient, I know.

What the effects are will truly shock you. Scratchy throat, fever, pulsating headache. Before finally ending in a strong urge to tell people to do their chores and go to school so they can be a successful doctor like their cousin Johnny. But that's not the worst of it.

It ends in, what the highly qualified batch of doctors I dub nerds refer to it as, MILFication. Physical aging that range from your early forties to your late fifties. Stretch marks, mental changes, increased sexual urges, instinctual desire to sometimes speak to a manager even when it's your fault. In rare cases, it results in a race change and weight gain.

What can you do for these poor, doomed, and incredibly lucky soon-to-be moms, you may ask. Quarantine is a must, to avoid being infected before the virus runs its course. Lots of fluids, like hot tea, wear a mask in public, and whatever you do. Do NOT engage in sexual activities. Otherwise, you're immediately infected.

Now, you may not be able to tell if someone's no longer sick, but I assure you it's quite easy once you know how. They're not experiencing any symptoms such as scratchy throat, fever, or a pulsating headache. Will they ever return to normal? That's not a question I've heard before, and I'd downright call it insane. Why'd you ever wanna go back? But, to entertain the insanity of your question, it depends. Some do, some don't. Only time will tell. So count your blessings if you don't turn back, if I were you.

Now that you're fully aware, we can all do our best to avoid the MILFlu and keep ourselves healthy.

As if that's ever gonna happen.

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Hello, everyone. I made this silly little prompt cause I got the flu, need a break from wanting to die, and have been in a MILF mood. Like always. So, I made this. A disease that makes people into moms, whether temporarily or permanently is up to the people.

To any interested, tell me a bit about yourself and whatcha had in mind. How's your day been, did you get a haircut, it looks nice on you. And please, be able to respond with a full paragraph at least, with proper English.

Kinks can be discussed, limits are as set in stone as America's love of guns.

Limits are gore, vore, feet, blood, food play, choking, non con, vomit, that stuff.

Anyways, hope to hear from anyone this time