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Kristen is 39 years old. Kristen has one son. Kristen’s husband hasn’t given her an orgasm in four years.
Kristen has a vibrator she hides in her underwear drawer. When Kristen uses her vibrator she thinks about her son’s math tutor.
One day when her husband is golfing Kristen drinks a bottle of wine. Dave her son’s math tutor is there. When math is over Kristen sends her son to a friends house.
Dave is very good at math and very bad at everything else. Dave thinks it’s a good idea to stay alone with Kristen. Kristen gives Dave a blowjob in her kitchen.
Kristen has oral herpes now.
Don’t be like Kristen.
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