I have been wanting to share this for a long time, I don't have people in my life I want to tell these kinds of things to so, I decided to finally get on reddit and share it. Enjoy.

Just gonna start this off with my wife and I are swingers. We've made friends with a few couples and typically meet up at a swingers club. One night we were out and having some drinks, dancing and flirting with one of the couples we've known for awhile. I'm drinking rum and coke while my wife is having jack and coke, we like to party when we get the chance and definitely like to drink. We're all feeling really really good and getting handsy on the dance floor which is totally cool there, naked and half naked people all over. You're just not allowed to actually hook up outside of the play rooms.

They have multiple play rooms in the club and we decide to go to one and hook up, by this time it's a little late and they closed in about an hour. I kinda felt like I had to pee but didn't want to waste any time and figured I could hold it. We go in the room which is dimly light for the most part and it's pretty much straight to full swapping, we're all having a great time.

Me and the other wife are giving each other oral and all over each other's body. I still had that feeling I needed to pee but pushed it off. We get to the point we wanna fuck, we all use condoms to protect ourselves so I put one on. We're going at it for a little while multiple positions. Then, we start to hear the employees knocking on other doors saying it's closing time and we need to clear out in a few minutes.

I wanted to cum so I start going really hard and fast. She's being loud and enjoying it. I can feel I'm going to cum so I grab my cock and pull out. I felt the euphoric feeling of cumming and then I felt like I was still cumming. Definitely not.

Now the employees are knocking on our door saying we need to get out. There I am pissing in a condom I'm pinching as tight as I can around the base of my cock. Nobody in the room realizes. It starts to sag a little and I just casually pick up this little trash can and catch this condom piss balloon in it while still pinching it around myself. I stopped peeing and pulled it off my dick and just let it go real quick in the trash can and put it back on the floor. I grabbed one of the towels they keep in the rooms and quickly wiped my dick off and my hand. The other 3 are getting dressed and talking. Nobody fucking noticed. I was like alright let's get outta here and just speed walked out as the employees were coming to our room next and washed my hands in the bathroom. We get in the car and I instantly tell my wife and she just starts dying of laughter and couldn't believe nobody knew.