My freshmen year in college, I was on my way to my algebra class. I had to shit really bad. For some reason this 5 story building has opposite restrooms in the same spot on each floor up. 1st floor men’s. 2nd floor women’s. In the same spot as the first floor!!!! Same thing all the way up to the fifth floor.

My class was on the 3rd floor. Normally, I would walk in through the first floor and go up the stairs. I Never really needed to use the restroom during the 50 minute class. The few times I did. I remember going to that same spot, on the 3rd floor.

On this day, I walked in from the back of the building. Which was on a hill and enters through the 4th floor. I didn’t realize this cuz I was in a rush to the restroom.

So...here I am in what I think is the men’s restroom letting loose. I get to finish shitting. As I start to wipe, someone walks in and sits in the stall right next to me. I look down at this person’s sandals and I see little rhinestones in em...like obviously women’s sandals. It still didn’t hit me yet.

I wait for this person to leave so I can wipe my ass and leave as well.

They leave. I wipe. Get up, confused as to why a ‘guy’ would be wearing those type of sandals.

As I’m washing my hands, I realize there are NO urinals.

Then it all came full circle. That wasn’t a guy sitting next to me. That was a chick!!!

‘IM IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!!’ I had just taken the biggest shit. It probably stunk so bad!

I always wonder if she looked down at my shoes through bottom of the stall and thought, “this girl has some BIG ass feet!”