Let me clarify what i mean by destroy. That day i had eaten two bags of doritos with a lot of nacho cheese. Not the tiny 50 cent bags but the family size. The girl i was interested in invited me to watch a movie at her place. Things were going well until that first sloppy fart ripped through the silence. I asked to use her bathroom and she pointed down the hall.

Once inside i proceeded to unleash the most foul bowel movement I've had in my life. It was loud and almost cartoon like. I held on to my knees and was almost brought to tears by the vicious explosions behind me. She knocked on the door and told me in qoute, "Your ass stinks, get the hell out." Do to the fact she could smell it throughout the f house. I had been in there spilling my soul into the toilet bowl for about 15-20 minutes straight.

Once finished, i stepped out exausted as if i ran a marathon. I tried to apologize but she simply pushed me, swearing angrily that her apartment smelled like a sewer. She wasn't wrong but i still think it was an over reaction. Im sure she blocked me after that because i haven't heard from her since.