So i know this sounds bad, but it's not at all what you think. I'll start by saying 8th graders are gross and do crazy things to get off, or at least i did after discovering i can jerk off. So there was a school store where you can trade in school currancy for different toys and prizes. I had just watched American Pie for the first time, and a crazy idea occurred. I decided to buy one of the foam Nerf footballs.

Once i got home, i went into the bathroom and looked at an old jet magazine that was piled in my grandmas house. It had a section called "Beauty of the Week," featuring a gorgeous woman for each month.There was one specific woman who had a nice curvy butt so i got to it. After cutting the top of the top of the ball, a perfect sized hole awaited me. No one was home, so i went absolutely beserk, leaving the football soaked and sticky.

I went to the trashcan in the ally to hide my shame. My friend (I'll call him zoe) saw me. He told me to throw the football, and i declined. He called me a bitch or a pussy, sending me into a rage. I tossed the cum soaked football at Zoe's face as hard as i could. He glared at me in disbelief the moment he realized what it was. He was too disgusted to even be angry.

Though i had expected him to tell everyone at school, he didn't. I suppose getting hit with the football is worse than putting your meat into it.