I’m 23 years old, and currently in my 3rd semester at University. I have a Dad bod, appropriate levels of confidence. Have a tinder account where my bio has the sentence “I will most likely beat you at Mario Kart.” Matches with Ginger girl, my no.1 type. SHE MESSAGES ME FIRST, which is unheard of. She objects to my bio, she says “I will thrash you at Mario kart, I’m unbeatable” to which I responded “I’m a pro with Baby Luigi, I’ll fuck you up!”.

Left it alone for a few hours, wondered why she hasn’t responded yet. I go back to the message I sent, and to my absolute horror and stunned disbelief, autocorrect put something different. Very different.

“I’m a pro with Baby Luigi, I’ll fuck you.”

I’m currently looking for a new phone that doesn’t cockblock me making me look like some kind of cringy deviant. Any suggestions?