Kill Faendal, behead Faendal, roundhouse kick Faendal into the concrete, slam dunk Faendal's baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Faendal, defecate into Faendal's food, launch Faendal into the sun, stir fry Faendal in a wok, toss Faendal into active volcanoes, urinate into Faendal's water supply, judo throw Faendal into a wood chipper, twist Faendal's head off, report Faendal to the IRS, karate chop Faendal in half, curb stomp Faendal, trap Faendal in quicksand, crush Faendal in the trash compactor, liquify Faendal in a vat of acid, eat Faendal and throw him up, dissect Faendal, exterminate Faendal in the gas chamber, stomp Faendal's skull with steel-toed boots, cremate Faendal in the oven, lobotomize Faendal, mandatory abortions for Faendal's children, grind Faendal's nutsack in the garbage disposal, drown Faendal in fried chicken grease, vaporize Faendal with a raygun, kick old Faendal down the stairs, feed Faendal to alligators, slice Faendal with a katana.