my mom lives in this fancy gated community, right? a few times she got citations for not having a pristine lawn, and i kinda get that cuz her house is on a cul-de-sac and literally every other house lawn is always looking good (so it’s kinda embarrassing). well being the good daughter that i am, i suggested that she just get artificial grass so she doesn’t have to deal with it again. on my walks around the neighborhood i had noticed another smart neighbor that had done this.

well, she got the artificial grass. and can you guess what happened? these mofos cited her for uNaPpRoVeD cHaNgEs

edit: i just want to point out i read the sub’s headline and the rules. didn’t ask for advice once (which is my fault for not being clear). you guys are more than entitled to your mean judgments, but sheesh…