Hello team.

So, earlier today, me and the boys were discussing life, love, philosophy and current events in the Freemagic Discord when the discussion turned to our old friend, Christina Sprankle.

The Backstory

For those in the know, about 5 years ago, Christina Sprankle, TCC and Jeremy Hambly, at the time known as MTGHeadquarters, AKA The Quartering, AKA Unsleeved Media, AKA you get the point, the man really likes to rebrand had a massive online slapfest that got way out of hand, which escalated to a point where even other non-MTG content creators and gaming media at large jumped to the fray to get their pound of flesh and it all ended in Jeremy getting permanently banned from the entire hobby. Most people consider this a good outcome, despite disagreeing with the reasons why this is was a good outcome, but more about that later.

The entire happening was discussed at length here, in large part because Freemagic was (and remains) one of the rare communities where things like that can be discussed (yay, go us). I was reminded of a video that was posted to /r/Freemagic that rubbed me very much the wrong way, which was Sprankle's Patreon shilling video, "The Cost of Cosplay".

The video has been deleted from her youtube account since, but the Cliff's notes for those who don't want to try get the archived copy to load are

1. Sprankle is angry at her grandparents for living in a trailer park and not giving her but a small room to stay in
2. Sprankle is angry at tournament organizers for not paying for her cosplay (and in the description and in the video backtracks and says that well WotC and Channel Fireball and Starcity Games do pay for her lodging, her tickets and sometimes compensate for her time... but they don't pay it all all the time every time and they don't pay handsomely)
3. Sprankle is sad at how nobody is thinking of the kids, because it is the kids who in Sprankle's mind gets the most out of cosplay.

And it was that third point that really rubbed me the wrong way. It rubbed me the wrong way then and it rubs me the wrong way now. So that got me thinking, does she still do her cosplay to put "smiles on kids' faces"?

And so, armed with a randomly generated financial system tester credit card to get past the devious trap OnlyFans developers had laid in my way to access her free content I wandered off to OnlyFans to see what kind of content she posts there these days! And to my complete surprise, she posts cosplay nudes there!

Having no interest in dredging through thousands of mediocre thottery from a person I despise, I instead went to peep the few videos which she posted and to my surprise, I saw something extremely familiar - THE PROFESSOR'S OFFICE

The videos

To sum up the situation, I had to bust out the ol' FFMPEG and make a compilation of the situation. This is the salacious content in question, just click the link, watch the video and continue with your life.

The Consequences

For me, these videos and a couple images she posted that are roughly the same date do raise some ethical concerns.

1. That office is paid for by his viewers, either directly via patreon or indirectly via youtube. As such, using those premises for anything other than TCC content is weird at the least and somewhat betrays the trust of his supporters. Pay for his Patreon and your money goes towards filming her OnlyFans content, what a great deal!
2. Brian is a brand ambassador for brands like Gamegenic, with whom he has product that carries his name. I don't think his and his girl friend's ventures into foot fetish porn even as a lark in the TCC set are congruent with Gamegenics or TCC's brand.
3. Kinda bums me out to see a fellow married father participate in porn in any way. I think filming adult entertainment of any kind with another woman isn't a very swell thing to do for your spouse, especially with someone you seem to spend a lot of time together and go out for dinner a ton.

Tinfoil theory time: the unraveling of the aluminium

Ever since I watched that video of Sprankle's (discussed in the first part of this blogpost) I had a sneaking feeling that TCC was the anonymous person Sprankle thanked in her Patreon Video but the only thing I had to base this baseless speculation on was the similarities between thumbnails he did at the time and the thumbnail of Sprankle's video and the fact that TCC has always been Sprankle's simp number one.

Since Sprankle started her onlyfans, TCC has been more than supportive of his friend's life decisions and now that it's an open secret they shot Onlyfans stuff with each other, I'm going to declare my assumptions just correct. Brian has flown to Sacramento to shoot stuff with Sprankle before, Brian has shot videos for Sprankle's Onlyfans so I personally have no reason to believe Brian wouldn't fly to Sacramento to shoot stuff for her OnlyFans.

And now for a personal message:

Brian if you're reading this, stop being a fucking degenerate and apologize to your wife for whatever dumb shit you've done with Sprankle. Simple as, dumb-fuck.

The TL;DR

"Unga bunga me me slow man with bad eyes, give TLDR?"

• Jeremy was right
• Sprankle is a thot
• Brian get your shit together

If you're financially supporting TCC, maybe stop if you're not interested in supporting the adult entertainment industry.