You wanna know what’s wrong with this game? It’s you, yes you. You cheeto-fingered, crumb wearing grease stained double chin head… at the end of the day Alts is a player created problem. I feel like everyone is asking for the impossible. How do you counter every possible form of alting. What constitutes alting? A player spawning in a hex and running in circles just to take up space is alting. A player spawning in and building poor defenses with bmats is “alting”. Do I believe quality of life could be improved to an extent yes. However I think a lot of you are punishing devs for not having a cure-all for something impossible.

At the end of the day it’s our fellow friends and gamers doing this game dirty. Do your best to expose them without being a creep, and hopefully devs provide us a means with permanently removing this vermin from foxhole.

-yours truly Von Klown’s boyfriend