I am currently located in the Inland Empire and I am in need of any sort of steady employment. The location isn't exactly important as I'm able (and quite willing) to relocate with enough notice.

I am A certified, am in possession of a food handler's license as well as a sit-down forklift license, and I have some handyman and ballroom dance teaching experience. However, I will do any sort of work that is within my ability, regardless of any prior experience as I am a very quick learner. For example, if you need a hole dug, I will dig the best hole you have ever seen. In short, I don't care what I'm doing, as long as I do it for more than a week and get more than zero compensation. I feel the need to sugarcoat things in this sort of market, especially in this area of California, is very silly.

I would like to be PM'd for my resume. Thank you.