So check this out,

Saw there were some people hanging out at the nuke silos on my map. I think “ awe fuck ya, someone is going to launch a nuke soon”

Wait Wait Wait

Nothing... so I’m like “fuck it, I’ll launch one myself”. Which I did successfully. Wendigo colossus it is. The rag tag team that shows up I’m like “alright, I can work with this. I can do a lot of the heavy lighting myself if they keep the spawns off of me”. So we fight, and fight, and fight. Finally! Success!!! Have x amount of seconds to escape the mine. I see the end in sight and...

Crash. Words cannot express the level of rage the brew within my body and soul.