The weather is getting warmer by the day and soon the humidity and hurricanes will be back. All the tourists that flock here to South Florida in the winter are slowly but surely heading home. For us people that have been living here for 20 years, we are in our glory. Good Fing riddance! Don’t get me wrong, we appreciate all that tax revenue you leave behind so I don’t have to pay any state income tax. However y’all can take your piss poor attitudes, feelings of entitlement, your rolls royces, bmws, assortment of flashy supercars that scream I have a tiny penis and get the hell out! You’re on VACATION why the hell are you clogging our highways during rush hours? I can finally get to work and home again in a decent amount of time. As for restaurants I sincerely apologize to all the staff especially the wait staff that had to put up with the ignorance and rudeness that seems to be flourishing throughout the country. Soon they’ll all be gone, then all of us that have been hibernating eating home cooked meals will be able to venture out and support our favorite restaurants again. I know it will take a couple weeks but remember we’re not those people. We’ll actually tip you for your good service, you can be nice to us. So in conclusion bye bye, fair well, arrivederci, sayonara and don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on your way out! See you in the fall when I exact my revenge by going north to do some leaf peeping. Hehehe. (and I hate leafs)