I hate the mods. They are so white and slimy, degenerate and grimy. I once saw Mythiie lick the inside of a rusty pipe, and he said to me, “It’s oh so tasty, do you want some?” I turned around and left him for I had seen this curse happen before. Once, Joe, before his unbecoming, was stuck on a Wusic bender. After the fiasco of never setting up the Wusic competition, he fell into a deep slumber with drips of white flakes upon his nose. All of Yellow hurt and cried for him, but he turned to the side of whites. The mods are cursed, and they hate us cause they anus.

The mods are obsessed with each making a battle then becoming indifferent to the needs of Flairwars. When was the last time you saw one update the wiki? When was the last time you saw one make a post on the subreddit not relating to the battles? When was the last time you saw one rub my toes and call me “lively and lovely?” Thought not for they have never relieved the sins of this sad, sad place.

Mods are designed by Satan, and I have proof. One time a while ago when I was stuck inside my head, and I thought of white people, I remembered that the mods were white. Spell white incorrectly and you get Satan. Any arguments to this will be ignored. Satan = Oil. Truthfully, there are 6 mini oils, multiple that by 3 and you get 18, or 666. Undoubtedly, there are evil!!

The oils must be punished and flogged, but they would enjoy that because they are masochistic little fucks. They want us, the true indebted souls of these lands, to give them attention. We need to stop supporting these shits. The only way we can do that is stop participating in their battles. The battles are what feed them true life. They are like vampires but less cool, and so we must not let them in our homes or in our hearts. If we stop participating in their battles, they will surely perish. For good measure, Yellow will investigate each battle to make sure no other color is participating. Then, we can truly work together in harmonious sanctity against the false pretenders that are oil.