Aah! I scared you. Aah! I scared you. Aah! I scared you. Scared you, didn’t I? I’m so scary, hahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, I’m so scary. Yeah, yeah. I’m so scary. Aah! I scared you. I went to the place where people aren’t scared. Aah! I scared them. Aah! I scared them real good. Aah! I scared them. Everything in the world is annoying me so I decided to scare them. Aah! I scared them. They’re so scared. Aah! I scared you. Aah! Aah!

My father came into my room. Aah! I scared him. Aah! I scared him. My long nails came over and enveloped over his body. The keratin streamed into his mind. I scared him. Aah! Aah! Aah! I scared him. He took his nail clippers out with its silver tongue wrapping around my toes. Maybe it would scare me, so I scream. Aah! I scared him. Aah! I scared him.

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Hahaahahahahaha. Aah! I scared you. Aah! I scared you. Aah! Maybe I have to talk about Flairwars so this post is relevant to the subreddit. Okay. I walked on green grass and I screamed at a woman. Aah! I am arrested for harassment. Aah! Aah! I ask for a lawyer. Aah! My public defender has a law degree from Cooley and we lose the case. I am guilty.